Tuesday, June 07, 2016

 

Sifting The OmniTrilogy


Neuro-theology - The Neurology of the Universal Omni-Goddess Eva Sifting Through The OmniTrilogy 6/7/2016 Welcome to the OmniShow. Grab onto The magic robe of the Goddess. Omnica had told me: the purpose of life is to make things happen. I didn’t want to waste a second in my first taxi ride. So is there anything happening in Columbus? Did you hear about the Pheral Twins that flew into this airport today? Oh yeah, That sounds amazing. Hey, did you know my old friend Omnica believes Transportation is Civilization. Actually, I think that’s a quote from Rudyard Kipling, the Jungle Book author. Really? Did they teach you that in Taxi Driver School? Talib just scowled and pretended to concentrate on driving. It seemed I still needed to work on my conversation skills. The driver kept west on Interstate 670. I marveled at the precision of the American interstate system. I noticed visible signs, parallel lines, and crackless black miles. So far it was much superior to the road system in Venezuela, the other country I have seen to date. In my red notebook I reminded myself to thank the three Venezuelan fishermen who rescued Beta and I from death in the stormy ocean, completing our daring escape from Osieta. In contrast to the natural tropical sights of Osieta Island- the ocean crashing on the sand, the marine life, the lush fauna and flora, people’s houses stood straight up at right angles, framing the road, where steel tanks battled for space in collision paths of destruction. I clenched the armrests, onrushing traffic barreled past us. The stoplights of the city of Columbus had three circles, to control all the cars in the city. The circles switched from green, to yellow, to red, and back to green. I wondered if any cities had only green lights. Going felt so much better than stopping. I marveled at the visual panorama of green leaves daubed with crimson. Scores of students lay on the grassy ocean of the Oval. The sun’s blinked as the sun disk crept beneath the horizon. I felt relieved that people worshipped the sun here in Columbus too. That was another thing I could talk about with confidence. I added the sun to a list of safe topics: food, water, air, energy, and apparently $love, roughly equivalent to ca$h, which seemed to be the primal driving force of OmniCapitalism. I closed my eyes and fell deep into thought, like on the airplane during the turbulence, blocking out all the external information to attend to my internal thoughts. Then I locked eyes with Elime, her green orbs tunneling in my mind. She seemed genuine and real as no other person I had met. My life had practically doubled in greatness since she had come onstage. I forgot my reservations. Remember, Alpha, talk is cheap, and so are written words. Each curve fades away. Actions live forever. No pain, no gain. Put away your red notebook and start living. Moments are precious. Time is wealth. Are you taking notes? But you just told me to put it away. Elime smiled. Well at least you aren’t addicted to the electronic box. No, but give me a few years here, and that might change. Alpha did you just make a joke? Umm that depends. I see. Moving on, Elime, you seem seasoned and wise in humor. Got any advice for a fledging comedian? Yes, bow deeply. If I were you, I would dare to be silent. You have a lot of listening and learning to do. Columbus is worlds apart from your island home. Now we drove up Lane Avenue, crossing High Street, Pearl, Waldek, before turning left on Indianola, and then right on Northwood. Elime pulled into her driveway behind her house, at 2149 Summit. I loved the tall wooden fence surrounding the backyard, lending the house a castle-like appearance. After whipping up three plates of grilled ham and cheese with plenty of snacks, we ate in the backyard, watching Elime’s dog Jasper chase squirrels and roll in the grass. Sitting next to Elime and Beta, my two best friends, I smiled and felt at peace. “Jasper, come inside. Time for bed!” Elime held a treat at the backdoor and Jasper sprinted, his streamlined golden body resembling a greyhound. “Seriously, get some sleep Alpha. Look at Beta, he is already passed out, in his mop of curly black hair.” Beta’s was asleep since his head hit the pillow. I, on the other hand, have severe insomnia off Osieta. I want to get acquainted with your fire-pit. I can’t sLip without a fire. We had a fire every night before bedtime on Osieta. Playfully Elime pushed me back down to the couch. “Alpha close your eyes- tomorrow night we’ll build a fire after dark. I’m sorry I’m being so lame tonight, last night was my friend’s 21st birthday party, and we were up all night laughing and telling stories.” I heard my thoughts admonish myself, "Be polite Alpha. You are her guest. Grow up!" I brushed my teeth, flossed their spaces, and used rejuvenating mouthwash. I needed to get an electronic toothbrush. I ruminated about an all-in-one solution to daily dental care. I would have Spoti develop such a device, called OmniDent. That maxim Katabaz always said: You are your market- maybe it was true. How much of Katabaz’ words were lies to us? As I walked out of the bathroom I heard Elime remind me, "Don’t forget to put the seat down, Alpha and Beta. This is a lady’s house." We had our own bathroom on Osieta, so I had never even thought about such a thing. The last thing I remember was hearing Elime’s door shut. Friday September 23rd, 2022 I awoke to the smell of eggs sizzling on the skillet. I pushed the blanket to the middle of the L-shaped purple couch. The wooden hall floor felt cool on my feet. You are lucky you slept so late. All my roommates are out of town this weekend. What time is it? I had repressed feelings of intense attraction, as Elime stood in the kitchen causally flipping eggs, wearing boxer pants and a t-shirt. I wished I could find the right words to make her smile. I remembered that Omnica said that people loved to talk about themselves. Might as well try. I cleared my throat and spoke, “So how long have you lived in Columbus?” I am from Mayfield, near Cleveland, Ohio. I have gone to school for two years at OSU- so two years I have lived in Columbus. I am a junior this autumn. I think I want to come to school here. Omnica told me there is always more to learn in this OmniVersity. Really. It’s a great school. I sensed Elime didn’t want to talk about school. It was her job. Omnica taught us women loved to talk about their feelings. So Elime, do you miss your family? Of course, but I talk to my mother at least four times a day. What about you? I have never spoken to my father or mother. “I see…” Elime visibly cringed, closed the fringe, and opened the freezer to look for orange juice mix. “Such a bizarrely fascinating life you’ve led.” By the way, I know you want to explore the campus area. Watch out when you go out. We play Texas tomorrow tonight, so the campus is already packed with rabid Buckeye fans. Here is an Ohio State shirt, so you will fit in with your fellow Buckeyes. So that is the reason for the rousing big band music in the morning. Yes, we play number one ranked Texas. We are number two, so it should be a fantastic battle at the Horseshoe tonight at 9 PM. I decided to let Beta sLip. He looked so serene in slumber, his chest periodically rising and falling. I walked down Summit Street to Lane Avenue-the second most famous street- and turned right. The procession of shiny cars whizzing by made me slightly dizzy. Silently I felt sad that none of them wanted to stop and say hello. Those three colored circles in the stoplights controlled the constant tank-car transport on the roads, in collision paths with bikers and pedestrians like me. At every other house, students in scarlet uniforms with white numbers lobbed a beanbag at a hole in wooden ramp. On the porches, teams of lobbed ping-pong balls into liquid filled cups of beer. People lounged on the roof in lawn chairs, soaking in the sun. Already I felt connected to something more exciting than I had even known on Osieta. I looked upwards at the green fractal branches comprising the canopy of the old oak trees. I attempted to record my thoughts in my red notebook, but I got condescending looks and pointed stares from everyone around me. I wished for a portable device in which I could easily and discreetly record any sort of information- speech, scribble, or this newfangled type of written text. I didn’t like these tiny keyboards on the cell phones, hurting my thumbs cramming onto these tiny QWERTY keyboards. From this annoyance I imagined the perfect info-input gadget- airy and waterproof gloves with forty large keys and ten customizable triggers. On Osieta we did what we wanted, when we wanted. But I didn’t choose that perpetual holiday of my childhood. Here in Columbus I finally realized the value of each moment to work toward my goals. Here in OmniCapitalist civilization, people lived with a purpose and intention, to create exoteric wealth and esoteric happiness. My to-do list ended up being a list of all the problems in my now swampy mind. I felt as if I had been assaulted with so many new and contradictory ideas, that my mind now processed each idea on an equally muddled footing. I needed clarity of thought to focus upon the solutions to my list of problems. I missed the idyllic peace and the luscious fruits grown in the offshore aquaponic systems on Osieta. Our purpose is to save the world through optimized solar transport. Through perfect PHIME transport, people shall solve all problems, including disease and death.” Slumber sucked me into a whirling vortex of blinding light. Then all went still. I opened my eyes. I awoke in a sterile metal room with no windows, or even a door. Just six shiny silver sides I saw. On the ceiling blinked a neon orange sign with the message: All hail the OmniCapitalist. I felt pressure on my temples. With my thumbs I pushed on the temples, feeling a firm chip under the skin. Then the booming computerized voice began… Hello Alpha. This is Gomni speaking. Welcome to 2080, almost sixty years in the future. I hope you enjoy your stay here. The voice seemed to come from nowhere, yet was emitted from everywhere. Where are you? I am in and out of your brain. I figured the chips in my temples were generating the mysterious voice. You are right about that. Congratulations on discovering your OmniChips. Can you read my mind? What do you think? I licked my lips and felt a pang of hunger. An invisible trapdoor opened, and out popped a human looking machine sporting a tray of fresh berries and other fruits. This is our newest model of OmniTron. What do you think Alpha Merica? Umm…My name is Alpha Spoey. And if you let me out of here, I could get myself a glass of water. That is not necessary, or possible, for that matter. Here in the Omnitopic OmniState, all work, pain, suffering, disease, and death have become voluntary. Don’t fret. Just relax and we’ll take care of everything. That sounds unlikely. But I admit I am impressed at your sincerity. Will you let me out to see the automatic city of the OmniCapitalist? I know my OmniRights under Gomni in the OmniConstitution. The voice chuckled. I think you just contracted the OmniVirus. It continued, next time you visit, we will tour the OmniPolis. Don’t forget to put the seat down, Alpha! Elime yelled from her bedroom. I was torn between embarrassment and relief at her reminder. My mouth tasted like sleep. I wished I didn’t have to brush my teeth, floss their crevices, and then use mouthwash. I wished there was a single product to do all of those things automatically. A rotating 4D hologram of the OmniDent floated in my mind. Every time you complain about your circumstances realize that you can choose your path. You have control at all times, if you develop your free will. Spotilm’s engineers should design such a product to sell. I didn’t know if people thought like me, though. I would find out soon enough, I figured. I crept into Dr. Li’s classroom and slid my behind into a cushioned seat at the back of the room. Dr. Li had already begun today’s lecture. He surely didn’t waste anytime on this first day of classes. “…the human body is the most complex self-organizing vehicle in the known universe. It’s neural system features 42 miles of wetware controlled by the three pound universe in our brains. Understand muscles as the messengers of mind, but our heart never forgets to beat, with 50,000 miles of blood vessels ever-pumping at sixty pints per second." Millennia ago, Aristoteles said, Give me a lever big enough I’ll move the world. Well hear this: Give me a lever precise enough and I’ll cure aging and disease. The human body is a Meta-System of Systems. I know that I am using big words and dry technical terms, but you had better get used to it if you want to stay in engineering. If you learn the engineering standards with the business boiler-plate, you will no longer be a slave to the finances of businessmen. You will no longer be limited to magic pixie engine-dust which businessmen drizzle on physical problems.” I stood up and raised my hand. Dr. Li stopped in mid-sentence. Can I help you sir? Did you miss the first jewels of wisdom through tardiness? I am thoroughly interested by your information. I thought of a few things while you were talking. Can I make a few comments before you continue? Dr. Li gave me a cryptic look, as the other students snickered. By the way, all of you giggling and fidgeting in those chairs, you are burning calories. I dropped my pen. Reaching down I smashed my thumb into a sharp metal chair back. I grimaced in pain letting out a yelp. Young man, do you enjoy interrupting the flow? I licked my skinned thumb. Good, good, Mr. Spoey, lick your wounds. In your saliva is the most potent painkiller opiorphin. Genetically and biologically, humans are 99.9% identical. Alpha: I want to integrate art, science, and business, as the three main human modes of thinking: communicating internal experience, testing empirical knowledge, and creating value-producing organizations. Dr. Li: Actually mister, you are lucky, because your non-sequiturs unlocked old memories in my brain. The study of fluidics may very well revolutionize society yet. Alpha: If you could, how would you redesign societal transport systems? Dr. Li: Well engineering is part of the design process. Engineering is creative solutions balancing multiple objectives. The real world is constraining and elegant design thrives with constraints. What are constraints? Excuse me mister, now you have interrupted the sound perfection of this lecture. Since you like to hear yourself talk, Alpha, rub two brain cells together at this trivia question. What do you think is the biggest organism on Earth? Dr. Li looked in my direction. Go ahead and see if you can guess it Alpha... Moi? Yes you, Mr. Spoey. Blue whale? That is the biggest animal- not the biggest organism, a fungus in Oregon. Precision is essential quality for Engineers, if we are to wrest control of society back from the businessmen. And for heaven sakes, Alpha, don’t interrupt me in mid sentence. Everything will work perfectly, and the technology will benefit humans and nature. In my lab we are creating omni-specialized mechanical systems to take care of everything. Collisions, Intersections, and Blockages will be eliminated. Transport will become four dimensional, instead of two-dimensional. I am so pissed at the omnifuture, enticing us with their laughter and pity. Dr. Li took a sip out of his stainless steel coffee mug. Boy, these professors love their caffeine. I think we all know that medical science is poised on the brink of great advances. We have unlocked the genetic code, and the secrets of aging and immortality are nearly in our grasp. I’ve already said too much! See what you did to me, Mister Spoofy. Excuse me Dr. Li, but its Mister Alpha Merica Spoey, not Mister Spoofy. Sure, whatever, Mister Spoony. My heart pumped fire and I refused to back down: “I demand your respect.” I demand you sit down. Shut up Alpha Shut up! Let others speak. I am drawing way too much negative attention. All we have in this world of relatively stable organizations of interlocked syzygy, is a mystic chord of unbroken memory flows. Moving on, now we must begin our OmniSology, the accounting of what we can measure. His OmniSology powerpoint flashed onto the huge classroom projection screen. OmniSology is a branch of Omnology, invented in Howard Bloom in 2003, studying what is real. It starts at the biggest level of God’s omniverse and ends at the smallest level of omnideas. According to Omnology, We live in 12 systems at once: Space, Energy, Matter, Life, Mind, Group, Ecology, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Universe, & Omniverse. 0Omnisol – God’s omniverse - Infinite Watts 1Universal Sol – white hole - perpetual motion machine = 10^80 Watts 2Galactic Soul – black hole core of the Milky Way 3Solar Sol – yellow fusion star - live as sunfire, the light sound of our soul. 4Earthsoul –nuclear fission core 5EcoSol –Earth’s crust 6Societal Soul – OmniGrid Civilization is Transport 7Mimey Soul – OmniBrain All is Brain 8Life Soul Cellular Nucleus CellSol BioSol Corporal Kielbasa - "I honor all meat." 9Atomic sol Chemical elements 10QuarelekSol Physical ELEQUARKS Energy 11Ideal Sol – Metaphysical Curving Consciousness Information We live in 12 systems at once: Space, Energy, Matter, Life, Mind, Group, Ecology, Earth, Sol, Milky Way, Universe, & Omniverse. I had never seen this version of the OmniSology. It didn’t seem particularly useful. Still, I had so much to learn. So much work remained. In each bit of iStem curve existed a universe, repeating in a self-similar scale-invariant pattern. Study the body omnifarious. Muscles offer regenerative physical actuators with built-in sensors and holistic energy transport system. To an engineer muscle represents an elegant and integrated biosystem, a challenge to recreate. As engineers you must understand that most people are anti-scientific. This places a terrible burden on your shoulders. We must successfully design and manage ever-improving sustainable social spaces. We rely on nuclear fusion energy for almost all of our work. We enjoy the nuclear explosions in the Sol’s liquid spheres. We stay warm with a slow fission reactor in Earth’s core. It’s omnuclear. Very Good, Alpha. Sunny rays, blowing wind, and ocean water provide plenty of energy for civilization. The issue is how to best use the +100 Petawatts of solar radiation from the nearby astral power plant. Society is a flow system. The natural evolution of society is to flow easier and better. This pattern is clearly seen in hindsight, thought often belied in the present. As engineers, the businessmen will try to use you as magic dust. They systematically sprinkle AAEs, BMEs, ChemEs, ISEs, MEs, on problems to swindle the stockholders. Stand strong against their profit-minded, inefficient swindles. Do not fall asleep at the wheel of your business, Business should be child’s play to an engineer, with just the market and a few numbers to optimize in dance and song. Accomplish you will anything to which you put your mind. You are in the midst of your omnitraining to ensure you have no tunnel vision, that your engineering knowledge spans various specializations for balance. OmniCross-Training is a matter of course for our program here at The Ohio State University. A scientist must be well rounded in engineering knowledge for our integrating age. Good luck Alpha, Dr. Li said and he shook my hand. You have much work to do. If you get excited it will flow better. You are merely self-powered space cuves informing the physical universe with your energetic presence. Life is more precious than any other value. Life loves work. The OmniReal component is Time- Exchanging LightInfoMassErgy for Experience. Everything is changing. All is Differential Aether Density Motion. There are three principles of Space- omnertia, reactive casuality, and outward displacement. All is One Omniversal City. Before I bore you with obvious generalities and clichés, I shall escape the three word law of plagiarism and speak on for this splendid world. To work in the real world we must be brutally honest about our position. We are flesh blood and bone. We have all experienced and observed this as our physical form. Now through our physical forms arise our perceptions of the world, our ideas, and our actions of our soul. At least, that's my idea. As an engineer, most of my day consists of observing, theorizing, building, experimenting, and deriving conclusions. None of these are exclusive to engineers. We all do this every day. We experience things. We form ideas through those experiences. These ideas we use in turn to affect the physical world. Muscles are the messengers of mind. But we don’t deal with psychobabble in this class. We deal in empirical science and implementing systems. Engineers are an integral part of the design process, figuring how the whole fits together so that it functions properly. Walking out of the university veterinary school carrying Ernie with his leg in a sling, the most overpowering wave of energy swept my body from the base of my spine. A thought of pure light resonated with my entire being. The truth of everything is simple and obvious. The world is transport. My body is transport. The atom is transport. God is universal transport. Stability is our conscious illusion of energy systems in concrescence. Everything is peoples’ informing space-time energetic matter OmniSTEM transport Such an obviously droll yet empowering epiphany it was. My only enemy is evil transport. I now had my singular mono-purpose- to solve the problem of bad transport, reforming it into beautiful transport. Elime, I said everything is transport. The universe is a perpetual motion machine. God is OmniTransport. Alpha, I was taught that God is omnipresent, omnipotent and omniscient. That is my understanding of theology. What does God have to do with motion? I couldn’t stop; I was on a roll. Our internal world is relative qualitative motion: Of people’s minds, feelings, spirits, souls, ideas, and spiritual materials. Our external Universe is absolute quantitative motion: Of Information Materials and Energy through Space-Time. Therein lies the inefficient duality. We are subjective relative beings living within the objective absolute universe. Transportation is Civilization. Let us Maximize the good and minimize the bad transport. There should be no expensive collisions. No dangerous intersections. Only smooth sailing through always green for indigo-lights… For people, information, matter, and energy, through space and time. PIME-ST There should be 'always Indigo Go-Light Transport Patterns. ‘never red’ traffic flow with no stoplights. Let’s face it. Everything should be automatically awesome when the engineers gain control of society. There should be no blockages, intersections, or collisions. Productive integrated layers of iSTEM transport are the most important benefit of civilization. I’m not going to lie, Alpha. I think you are onto something. Transport is important. And no one ever said it wasn’t. But how can you change something as entrenched as global transportation systems? The probability of observing numeric patterns of high dimensionality is probably pretty high. Feel the SOLIGHT in your being. an orange daisy grew from cracks in the concrete, make vulgar the sacred, make sacred the vulgar salt water as the source of energy, sunny rays, blowing wind, growing green, human heart, atomic fusion, chemical reactions in the omnibeaker through baseball chunk of potassium into lake and omnidynamics If you want to understand scientific phenomena, learn about electricity and magnetism, electrogravity, heat flow, and plasma. Solids melt and liquids vaporize because their thermal energy exceeds the forces that bind atoms or molecules together. At even higher temperature, atoms dissociate into electrons and ion plasma, yet another state of matter. Walking out of the class I ran into Frandy. Where have you been chief? Frandy asked me. I’ve been working on a business plan for the OmniBar. I think we should expand globally as a franchise. Hellomni! Frandy, it has been too long since we spoke. I need to buy an OmniPhone to keep in touch with everyone in our master- mind group. Let’s just say that so far everything is going according to plan. Psychology 101 I walked out of the biomedical classroom, turned left towards sunlight, and opened the door for a redhead chatting on the phone. Across the sunny oval green I sauntered. Students moving at different speeds filled the sidewalks of the Oval to their classes, some running. An orange daisy grew from a tiny crack in the sidewalk. The Ohio State campus was the largest American campus. The guys in Columbus felt lucky to be dealing with a hundred thousand young ladies on campus. The growing capital city of Ohio proved to be an example for struggling Ohioan cities like Cincinnati, Cleveland, Akron, Dayton, and Toledo, their industrial bases hollowed out by the suburban/exurban flight. Looking back where I walked, the huge biomedical building cast a large shadow this morning. The first class of college had been intriguing to say the least. I felt so amazed by the silent concentration of the biomedical engineering students. I wondered what other huge things I had missed, being the feral experiment of Katabaz the Carerrrorist OmniBomber, who kidnapped me from my mother Melinda and father David Spoey, and kept me an unknowing captive on OTI- OmniTropical Island. I wondered into the Psych building in front of the glass windowed exercise building. I had learned so much in the first engineering class. I wondered what this class had in store for me. In the background was the RPAC exercise place with scarlet colored glass. I would go there again today. I slipped into Room 14 just before noon. The energetic professor paced at the front of the room, whispering into the microphone. This is Psychology 100. This is all the brain. This is only the brain… He changed his voice to booming. I am Dr. Bruno. You are your brain. If you don’t belong here, get out of here, before I infect you with the ancient knowledge of philosophy in the ancient name of psychology. The first role of a psycho-philosopher, as any 101 philosophy class will teach you, is to properly name things in omniparlance. Parmenides, Heraclites, Socrates, Plato, Aristotle. They lived in the realm of brainy ideas; the realm of the mind that contemporary psychology studies. I will blow your mind today, in the next hundred eight minutes. For now I will subject to you the brutal facts of your reality in this class. I want to be here on this beautiful day as much as you do…not at all. We have conflicting short and long-term priorities, and we have all now chosen to work here in this cage to expand our minds, instead of chilling and grilling out on your sunny front porch playing beer pong, quarters, corn-hole, and survivor flip-cup. America is mentally ill and depressed as a whole. I want to cure us all. I’ll teach you to channel the dark energies into positive power. With that stirring reminder of what they stood to lose cooped up in this classroom, a few students got up and left. Good, leave us you mental cowards. Live a life of mental slavery to your superiors. It must be nice to be free. The air conditioner switched on and emitted an accelerating rumbling sound. Dr. Bruno raised his eyebrows and continued. You will never please everyone. Remember this at all times. Intelligence’s functional roots are memory and prediction, past and future. Life is a memory. The tests in these classes will be quite challenging. They will force you to hone your critical thinking, cognitive, and memory skills. The coarse load is complex and comprehensive. In my life as a neuroscientist, I work with high-level concepts of the brain, yet I still come to teach this introduction to psychology class. I am never one to forget the basics, and by teaching you learn that there is nothing new under the sun, just new nothings. And here is where I start with the material. Anything you learn from this initial rant will be available for extra credit, which might be the difference between a C- and a D. For all of you freshmen here, a D doesn’t earn you credit in your major classes. Basically, a C- is the passing grade for your major classes. No skating by on Ds. Only the future exists. The present and past are wisps of memory in the future. I’m struggling to lob my brain out into the fiery spawn of light. Take Dr. Johnson’s class on memory this winter and you might understand what we mean. What integrates memory and prediction but OmniSelfish attention to the process of experience? You must become One with your OmniDuality. Human live enmeshed in triads of dual continua created by our neural system. Are you straight or curved? We exist to feel our meta-system experience pure awareness of being. Feel the thoughts as they come. Remember them as memories are all we have after the omnipresent. Listen carefully or get out your OmniCorders, to record each blustery sound emanated from my flapping lips. We will cover unified by the human mind. You are all motivated by the jejune desire to own a Ohio State diploma, but few of you own the will to pay the physical price. Thinking hurts, hence the popularity of reality television. Learning is painful. The rule of life is to live and learn. Find what works and find what doesn’t. It is unbecoming for young men to mutter maxims, but I am old, so it is becoming necessary for me to rely on memory instead of intellect. Everything is e-motion. God’s omnergy is everything. God is omnitransport. Our objectivity is Her subjectivity and His sobjectivity. Do you believe God is omnipresent? Do you believe sHe is underestimated? You cannot escape Gomni’s omniverse, whatever you call it, no matter your protestations. Feel her presence. Why thank you Dr. Bruno. That means so much to me. The professor choose to ignore me and continued, Since I realize most of you freshmen aren’t awake from your first nights of collegiate alcoholism, I will make sure to cram this class full of facts you won’t see until the midterm. I will fill this time with scintillating knowledge vaguely pertinent to this class. You will depart with eyes reflecting resplendent neural potentials. Those of you who don’t have an OmniCorder to record this class, you will probably fail the midterm. Remember, sharing copies of my lecture is considered academic dishonesty, punishable by expulsion. On the note of individual honesty, for our take-home exams, any papers with the same three word phrases will be submitted to the university’s committee on dishonesty. Suddenly Dr. Bruno clapped his hands, missing a gnat circling his head. He scowled: You won’t remember ten percent of what I said here. Seven repetitions it takes to successfully master an idea. I want to enhance every second of every being’s life. That is the purpose guiding my life path in academia. The ultimate purpose of life is finding beautiful truths without end. Share the psionic journey to cultivate mind-states of eunoia. Build a lifestyle of eudaemonia. Taste the universe. Feel equanimity in this world of relationships. Breathe curiosity into deep connectedness to all. You can do nothing but change the world. The secrets to every desire lie within your self-sustaining bio-structures. Keep the good and channel the negative into good. If you want to learn, you have to be wrong over and over again. If you are always learning wrongness, you will be known to be honestly right. You learn from each moment and each experience, if you are open to the lesson. For example, the professor of memory here in the OSU psychology department, the eminent and erudite Dr. Johnson, reminds us all of the power of memory. He has lived over a century, yet still memorizes the hundred names in his entire class. Keep your head up, Alpha, you aren't hopeless yet, Dr. Bruno said sarcastically. Dr. Bruno continued, "On a political tangent, the ANTIS will tell you we are smart techno-monkeys, while the OMNIS espouse a spiritual doctrine of holistic and immanent divinity. They haven’t realized the OmniTruth of the indomitable spirit of the neural consciousness system that transforms universal rules into personal localizing. I guess I am being obvious about my OmniPolitical beliefs." So you are part of the OmniParty, Dr. Bruno. Yes, of course I am Alpha. I believe in the goodness of all. We have souls, we are spirits, and we have minds. The body is omnisacred. I Believe this! I have OmniFaith. I tuned back into his lecture, “You should enjoy the spongy thought antenna in your head, embrace the pumping magnetic muscle engine in your chest, feel your sacred channels of blood, appreciate your fluid filtration systems, and thank DNA for your toxin breakdown center. Do you see the wondrousness of the human body organization? Rub together two brain cells and realize our entire experience is recreated by the most complex physical structure in the universe (the braineural system). Like a writer of fiction, you have complete control over your character(s). I will spout pop clichés, truisms, axioms, mottos, maxims, aphorisms, tropes, quotes and sayings that you read on your friends’ omni-facebook profiles. I will leave it to you discern the truth. I begin with this harsh monologue to weed-out those who do not deserve the knowledge I shall bestow upon you. You have to climb the hill to glide down the other side. Sometimes we build bunds only to see who will knock them down. Do not underestimate the power which one individual holds over a situation. The few have always ruled the many, since the beginning of civilization. Don’t worry though, at the end of the quarter, you will have the chance to rate me, as I shall grade you fairly. Unclench your teeth, relax your mind, and slide into a comfortable mental space. You don’t have to be here, if you can’t handle the secrets. The key lies in my curves. There is omni-method in my madness. I see you fidget when I refer to I laud myself, that if I keep using these omnigimmicks during our class sessions, then you will have fidgeted enough to stave off the freshman fifteens, and with your physical vessel of fitness you shall attract your soul mate, and get married soon after graduation, to live happily ever after. Get a workout buddy or five. Nothing works your mind like physical exercise. The general doctors will tell you, half of all physical problems are mental. As mind is necessarily unlimited in its range, its domain is limited only by the scarcest resource of all- TIME. Life is so precious, and each of our five billion breaths contains ten thoughts, attention to which turns virtual possibilities into physical reality. We are OmniSapiens of omnideas! We contain infinitudes in our holographic being. Through repeated brain farts in the wind, I shall, asbestos I can, describe the infinitely spiraling fractal pattern that is the universe. When we are finished you shall have the power to move from A to B without external energy inputs. Your everlasting ideas shall move the world, all in due time. Now I bet many of you plan to go into clinical psychology to work with patients afflicted with mental illness. Now I must state, to the likely detriment of my tenure, that mental illness is not real, and the DSM-VI is just twisted ink scribbles on bleached slices of dead trees. Everyone is on the continua from insane to omnisane. Mental illness is virtually reproduced by individual consciousness. Everything we will ever know about the universe is an autopoetic illusion created by our own three pound brains of Jello consistency. Now if you believe, as I do, in the omnijective absolute world outside our subjective perception, we can begin to agree on the omnijective/sobjective/objective worlds. I think I have lost some of you again. Words can’t express our reality well enough. The real secret of magic is that the world is made of words. And that if you know the words that the world is made of, you can make of it whatever you wish. Words are just placeholders for the omnideas in our neural apparatus. The map is not the territory. The menu equals no meal. But words are the only remaining magic in the world. My spoken words are sound curves representing light curves. My written words are textual light curves representing audio curves. The only thing worse at expressing pure ideas than the written word letters is speech. Language subverts your brain’s reality as a virus takes over the cellular nucleus. Life just can’t be ceaselessly flowing feelings of happiness. Emotion is everything and it is cyclical. Pain and pleasure; anxiety and enthusiasm; love and fear; you must understand the omnidual nature of our neural continua. I will guarantee that I’ll wear one of my omnifaces, because I understand the law of requisite variety, which guarantees victory to those with the most options. Close your eyes and realize your objective world is merely your internal subjective monoformic/holoformic representation of the absolutely omniforming omnijective omniformance. Remove omni and what remains? Dr. Bruno ontinued, now pacing around the front of the huge lecture hall of Independence 100. Everything is data. You must decide what is important and what is not in this onslaught of information. Integrate the multiple intelligences in your mind. Set yourself on fire with the potential of the present. Develop the purest thoughts of your highest true self, or shall feed the deleterious self-limiting doubts. Boldly channel the energy of self-pity into an intrepid self-propelling engine. Find God in your Omneural function. Decipher the codes of your life to find the right occupation. In short, I work to end the social disease of bad transport, so that our human race of OmniSapiens may fulfill our destiny through the struggle to the stars. We give my life meaning. I play with immortal galaxies immersed in the ocean of everlasting ideas. The omnow I own. There’s no other time than omnow. Psychology is the study of leading oneself into success. As fortune favors boldness, you must undertake a brutal evaluation of your position, in order to advance our interests. Pay careful attention to your weaknesses, while concentrating on your strengths. The information should be perceived processed analyzed strained filtered forgotten slept upon remembered recreated organized and applied. With this list of information processes I drifted off into self-evaluation. I have everyone one could want, a badass car, tons of money, ownership of a prestigious company, a loyal best friend in Beta, a beautiful lady friend in Elime, and university enrollment. Yet I wanted more- much more in this world of abundance. I couldn’t handle all of my conflicting desires, as time is the main limiting resource. I can do only one thing at a time. I felt like a slacker on my main goal of transport optimization, as well as the ancillary goals of life extension and disease elimination. Again I had lost track of what Dr. Bruno was saying, lost in my own cognitions. To make matters worse I hadn’t realized an OmniCorder was necessary for passing the final exam. The information density of Dr. Bruno’s lecture continued to increase. Scientists have demonstrated dolphins, monkeys, and even rats indulge in meta-cognition, that is awareness and control over one’s thought processes. I chase the omniTruth. I anticipate the time when omnitelligent agents will bounce back terabytes of knowledge in microseconds, instantly comprehending the information’s systemic and semantic significance. Not merely for fantasy or hubris do I wish this, but envision new ideascapes as we ride the gods we build through levels of omni-human super-discourse. I think one's feelings waste themselves in verbal curvescapes. Audio and light curves ought to be directing actions that bring the best results. Words are the most powerful intoxicant used by mankind. Practice the unlimited state of flow, creating your inner god, whirling the infinite, your inner progressions unlocking new connections in omniconscious synchronicity and pure thought. You know the feeling you get three hours before a new vacation, that’s the type of enthusiasm for the craft you practice. There are no boring subjects, just boring teachers. Don’t tiptoe off stage, FLY off the stage. The real world is a third-rate novel strung together with the most unbelievable characters living through repetitive cycles of life. Of course there are rules to every exception. The human body may be analyzed as a microcosm of human society, reflecting the desires and drives of the individuals. The road system as the circulatory system, the skin as the border defense, the brain as the collective and cellular intelligence of all the neuronal citizens, the heart as the sun, pumping living transport of OmniBlood- infomatergy, the liver and kidney as the organizations optimizing the blood content, the immune system as the government, the brain as the banker, neural impulses as money, the eyes and ears as the media, the nose as the pollution detectors, the limbs as the corporations and military, the bones as the societal transport infrastructure, the muscles as cars, the ligaments as love, the cartilage as forgiveness, the sweat as air conditioning, blood as oil…okay now I am just rambling. Let’s just say that the only law I espouse is to do no harm in all transport. The physical body is a holistic system of integrated networks; nervous, glandular, and skeletal. We need a systemic regimen of societal medicine to rejuvenate our physical networks. We need a caring society. Humans are organic sapient beings with chaotic neural systems tuning into the infinite information present in the omniverse city. Now if you don’t mind I’d like to freestyle on some mental riffs for a minute. We know our limitations, but now we know the unlimited benefits of freedom. The will to power drives the indomitable existence of Geolife. Each second becomes more and more ecstatic. I no longer hide from the joy in the core of my being. If energy equals matter wrapped in fluid light fractals, then I know from the center of my being, from the ends of reality to the fiery center of our fluid Sol, which fuses two protons and two neutrons to form helium. It seems so mechanical. It seems so scientifically miniscule. But we have discovered the principles detailing the inner workings of the universe itself, and by this experiential knowledge we move to rejuvenate the surface of this planet, to make technology, as we surf the wave of the singularity, the ongoing convergence of information technology and biology around the point of view of the omni-self, defined as the all-encompassing subjective neural viewpoint which one cannot escape in physicality. We can only escape subjectivity by breaking the bonds of our skulls, and connecting our nervous system with the 7 billion other omnisapiens. I notice you have said little about the omniself. Didn’t Oscar Wilde say “The cynic knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” Lose your cynicism and open minds to the beneficial possibilities. Currently space-time is a structural representation of internalized consciousness. In milliseconds our memories unfold. First we notice shape, then color, then motion, then meaning. Then we combine all of these elements into integrated visual gestalts each quarter-second. These letters are impressed on your retina and transported by your optic nerve, and processed by your occipital lobe, finally through seven bio-levels of cortical cognition to V1, at which color motion and meaning are visually recreated in an internal representation that disappears when you close your eyes. Everything is an argument. You must defend your quibbles with logic instead of emotion. I am espousing functional solipsism, the recognition that everything is currently internal. Remember, Alpha, I am an OmniRealist. I am alone with my eternal atonement. Though my ego is a social patchwork, my essence is singular. I work from the brutally physical position in which I find myself. Everything is Real, but each skull is made of calcified bio-stone. The Internet is our society’s primitive attempt at externalizing the nervous system and our body itself, the communication. As it turns into the Omnetwork, it will begin to ferry energy, materials, and then people, just as well as it moves information pulses. The Internet of Things is the fledgling OmniTube. The Internet transports information and then energy and matter and then PEOPLE. have seen the potential of cooperative human consciousness, in the eight billion interacting neural systems on the global PIME-ST Omnetwork (People InfoMassErgy through Space-Time). You know what TIME it is. It is time to transport information, material, & energy. Stop irritating my neural tissue with your enzymatic curves, triggering random brain firings. Consciousness is produced by interactions of physical forces- electromagnetic, gravitational, optical, mechanical, and neuro-chemical. I dig the parallel brain wave interaction of electric balls of metal piercing the fatty walls of one trillion brain cells, plugging quantum keys into the variety of cellular neuro-receptors: serotonin, dopamine, acetylcholine, GABA, glutamate, glycine, anandamide, histamine, oxytocin, PEA, endorphins, and enkephalins, causing omni-comfortable states of subjective consciousness. If you remember each word I say, and spit them back to me on the exams, you shall feel the mystical reward of dopaminergic neurons in the ventral tegmental midbrain, and resonate with the pleasure emanating from the nucleus accumbens, and decide with your prefrontal cortex that you actually appreciate all of my verbosity, as a hypnotic device to impel you into direct knowledge of the divine Generator Operator Destroyer attainable through immediate insight. Your body-mind generates your consciousness into a focused bundle of SoLight propelling a vortex in space-time, a separate godlike body at any particular place and time. In nature, the important things occur at the energetic interfaces. How much choice do you really have? Life will make choices for you, if you aren’t vigilant. I stood up. Dr. Bruno, in all due respect, I believe life is about play, and we are most creative when we take ourselves less seriously, and our purposes more seriously. Most people do not give enough attention to their pleasures. They don’t take their pleasures seriously enough. You could make money and buy land by doing things you like to do. Yes it’s true. Ever heard the saying, Please yourself; your friends will like you the better? I started wanting to please everyone and ended up pleasing no one but myself. You don’t have to do ANYTHING. The ants stay busy, but for what? That is the clincher. Thoreau knew it wasn’t where you gazed, but what you saw that mattered. His book Walden reminds me of my exile on the OmniTropical Island of Katabaz. On ancient scrolls it is written let no man deceive you by any means. The world will suck your energy for itself. Stay true to your own critical processes. Practice discrimination in a vigilant state of relaxed awareness. Doubt nothing once to believe everything better. Perfection requires patience through the sands of time. With our toolskill technology we have become supranatural in our capabilities. More and more the human race fights a battle between education and catastrophe, oblivion and utopia. We are in the beginning of an Omnaissance, analogous to the Renaissance five hundred years before, that brought civilization out of the dark ages. While everything expands, so too do it cohere. Now we push the boundaries of feeling and possibility, entombing us in the intertwining forces of mind and matter, information and biology. This dual spiral syzygy of physical and mental calls into mind the ultimate question- what is life? What is dead, what is alive, and how can we increase life? Is a virus alive if it requires a host to replicate? If biology is composed of interrelating energy systems, and information curves exist for biological systems, what but quantum chaos and evolution separates intelligent machines from the minds of men. A submarine can swim better than a human, so why can’t a machine outthink a human? Humans cannot fly without aeroplane. What other things will our omni-telligent automata do, that humans cannot? We must Recruit The Machines And Free The Humans- the sooner the better. Work is pain for humans, stealing their time-wealth. Machines (energy slaves) do it better, faster, and cheaper. Manpower pales against the power of electric machinery. Aristotle said it best that tools will work themselves and humans will be free to play all day. At least design, fulfilling human wants, will still be a human job for another decade or two. What is now universally understood is that for more people to have energy slaves we are going to need cheaper energy. How, Alpha, will you provide cheaper energy needed to optimize everything? If you decide to pursue your wildest dreams of curing death, disease, and bad transport, you will undertake a most grueling physical and mental journey. In this omnifluid the key to loving work is the hope for success, even more than the time invested, money earned, or skill exercised. Dr. Bruno paused and took a drink of Omniquid. Hearing the nutrient solution whet his thirst he gulped down hungrily. Then he began again. Normal is subjective. We are not objective. We are not scientific. We are smart Omnimals. The in-out waves of the universe are mirrored in your breathing. Sometimes I have dreams in which I find out the universe is a laughing woman. The subtlety of most human interactions are beyond your perception, thus most prefer cold logical studies, sucking the humanity out of their Each second could contain the instant of an life-changing epiphany, internally hidden from the other students. Give me a lever fine enough and I shall destroy death disease and suffering, all in one fell swoop. Omniceive your plans, believe in your orchestration/choreographing cinematographer skills, and perform the necessary steps to the best of your ability. To succeed, you must physically workout each electrochemical mind muscle. Your linguistics, your mathematics, your sports, your creativity, and your emotions- all of these are innumerable more are produced in your brain. It takes at least seven repetitions to gain motor memory’s unconscious command of knowledge. That means you should listen to your OmniCording of this lecture at least ten times, because I doubt you can focus the whole time. The three primary societal essences are Motion (energetic mass transport) KEYS Communication (information transport) enabled by the flow of iPHONES Money (people transport) WALLET Guys, Look in your pocket, there are keys, cell phone, and wallet. Ladies check the OmniPurse for all three essences. Eventually the globe will be covered with a self-optimizing giant electromagnetic mailing system, flawlessly transporting everything of value. This MOENI material omnergy network’s in-formation. I now return to the ancient science of philosophy that became the psychology of today. The elders recognized the battle inherent in the human predicament. They foresaw future utopias governed by benevolent reason. They realized the dynamic unity of the whole absolute One. Try to understand the dynamic unity of existence, in order to assess the best move at each point in time. The physical universe is SIMPLE, consisting of eleven physical levels of the explicate order (controlled by the 12th metaphysical level of the implicate order). Contemplate: 1Info, 2Energy, 3Matter, 4Life, 5People, 6Society, 7Ecosystem, 8Passion Planet Earth, 9StarSol, the Milky Way Galaxy’s 10Black Hole, the universal 11white OmniHole. All other levels are speculative at this time, and have no place in this introductory psychology class. All points of the Omniverse are unfolding simultaneously. There are hundreds of teachers speaking as I do this instant. Each level of reality propels itself. The existence of this paradoxical universe breaks its own laws, as something comes from nothing each second. This universe seems more and more as a perpetual motion machine shaking its way to better omniflux states. The universe is a white hole, and YOU are a free energy machine. In descending power, here are the five vowel varieties of gomnis: e-gomni (your egoself), I-I-gomni (your true all-pervading supraself), u-gomni (the external universe), and A-gomni (god). Absolut nonsense you say. Well one day you will learn to harvest the quantum chaos. Think with your brain, work with your heart, breathe with your lungs, and trust your gut. Develop the meditative skill to enter the supraconscious state at will, harnessing some sporitual solar powered omniflow. It is no easy feat- utter stillness of mind and body, no thought trains, no saliva swallowing, no eye movements, no uncontrolled breathing, no itching, don't tilt your head, no moving toward SLEEP… looking at the tip of your nose, looking towards infinity, that’s just a morsel of meditation. Good luck. Each of us lives al-one and fights a hard battle of atonement together against the ravages of time. Be soft in your slights and heavy in your praise. The secret to creativity is combination. We are stronger when we work together, and our energies amplify when we are united in perfect resonance. Figure out what your specialty is. I specialize in connections. Stay calm cool and collected while you practice your trade. Your attention subtly alters the functional fabric by collapsing the quantum wave function from potential to actuality. Wry I reflected upon What a wise man Dr. Bruno had become in thirty minutes. We still need to cover the different parts of your brain working together in symphony to produce our sapience. You have one hundred billion active neural cells in your brain, and a trillion supportive glial cells. These numbers are strangely parallel to the billions of stars in the Milky Way, and the eight billion humans walking on Earth’s face. During fetal and child development we watch as the six brains find a way to connect to each other. Six physical brain layers from 3 billion years of evolution: invertebrate (primitive functions), reptilian (fight or flight), mammalian (rewards), neocortex (sapient memory and language), prefrontal cortex (self-controller), and the most forgotten, the heart (self-generator). Later today we will cover the specific brain areas and neuromolecules in each evolutionary brain. Sa-Ta-Na-Ma represents the four magickal corners: Birth Life Death & Rebirth. Now YVHV represents the four elements of life- the wand of fire, the sword of air, the cup of water, and the hylicles of earth. Chants and vocal vibrations advance the soul and amplify the powers of the mind. In the background I heard the confident Asian student ask, “What is the kybalion of which you speak?” It is seven simple principles of reality. All is one mind, vibrating, rhythmic, interrelated, causal, polarized, and s-love. I'm laying the foundation for something that will eventually grow into a magnificent dome of solight. For the moment however, it is but a dream in my mind. For one, I would to buy an OmniCorder and an Omniphone, for information control. The only observable constant seems to be the pace of change. The rate of change is accelerating into the singularity, the merger of information technology and biology. Pretty soon we will gain the ultimate alchemical power of nuclear fusion, transmuting anything we wish into anything else. Our goal as psychosophers and philologians: Transform the human soul into that of a god and achieving god-like power and immortality. Professor Bruno ignored her and continued talking: The future will waste nothing. The future will have waste tubes transporting waste to where it is most needed for fertilizing. No longer will trash sit in putrid dumpsters smelling the neighborhood and feeding sewer rats. No longer will the ground be covered with cigarette butts and broken glass. No longer will the air and water be filled with garbage. To the ignorant observer the future’s tube technology will be almost invisible, balanced with natural ecosystems while securely and sustainably fulfilling all man’s needs and wants. With adequate design we will all live as trillionaires. Our flawless self-optimizing omnitech systems will appear as notech or nature-tech. In fact we have top-notch men working on it now. And so the philosophical stoics, full of equipoise, would bathe your bodies in pure bliss of paradise, merging the heaven of your sporitual third idea and your earthly pingala, as the two become one with your dual synthesis, resonating with the electromagnetic torus around your heart. Thus your eyes become resolutely open through the sushumma spiral. I am going to the bathroom muttered the blonde, as she finally took the not-so-subtle hint, and climbed out of her row, shooting a pensive glance at the professor, who still pretended to ignore her noisy movement. Her body seemed perfectly nipped and tucked, expertly hugging her voluptuous curves. This girl triggered a memory of my favorite caretaker Omnica dressed in flowing white clothes framed by ocean spray and the kaleidoscopic sunset. I think I belong on the beaches of this Omni-Tropic-al is-land. The secret to life is self sufficiency- alone or in community. Then you may weather the storms of your own life and be available to help others sail through their own personal storms. By giving we receive tenfold. The strong can afford to give, while the weak must hoard all they can to survive. Work smarter before you work harder, or you will look up at the sun from a hole of your own digging. Professor, do you agree with the massive amount of pharmaceuticals being pushed on the populace for psychedelic problems? They would have pushed speed on Da Vinci to calm him in school. And Freud would be in prison for chewing coca leaves. Many of the greatest artists were certifiably insane. Art can envisage future scientific developments. Now they are considered psychotic, neurotic, and manic. Do not fear the unknown. Your best friend was at one time unknown. The unknown is the source of everything knowable. Certifiably insane I am not, because you must sit in a box for years to be qualified to diagnose me insane. Been there, spun that. We nourish and poison ourselves with with druphoo, but you must reverse their aims. Use moderately any substances you take as another neural lens through which to sample reality in formation, be it caffeine, nicotine, or alcohol. By sampling reality in every state of consciousness, you attain omnispective omnijection. Don’t let this leave the building, but I believe the global human community needs a dose of OmniSanity, in the form of neurotransport optimization. Psychic energy is not to be ignored. It has built pyramids from spiral ramps, built skyscrapers from plans on paper, and saved the life of a cancer patient. Psychic energy invented the somethings from the nothing of the creative unconscious. Become adept at directing this psychic energy and you will find your reality becomes ideoplastic to your will. Artists seem insane because they freeze the runes of the present and anticipate weird omnifuture science. Artists and musicians share their omniselfish creations with the world, and their struggle does make subtle differences. Who knows which butterfly will save the world? One candle can light a million others. They shine a lot of light in a subconscious pact that helps guild us from time to time, in an alliance of omnergy. This world is insane, with 8 billion chaotic co-creators observing this. It is absolutely crazy that we are made of quantum star-stuff that falls into the right places in our material bio-systems. On our huge sextillion ton obloid planet, we orbit the gigantic fluid fusion reactor called the sun. We live in electric fluids. We receive energetic plasma. The sun is an electromagnetic plasma fluid fusion reactor. The Sun drags us along its path around the Milky Way supermassive black hole, which in turn is dragged along by the Universal White hole, beyond which things get a little bizarre. I often wonder what the three hundred students thought about during my lectures. I imagine hearing 300 simultaneous internal monologues. It would be certainly overwhelming for our serially conscious mind, to process 300 different thought trains. Its hard enough to keep track of our own. Obviously any omnitelligent machines we create will have the power to attend to a zillion things at once. We can only read one word at a time, because we have serial (one by one) language-based consciousness. If you are waiting or talking you aren’t listening. They will have a balance of parallel (simultaneous) and serial processing power. We are virtual human intelligences bound by our central executive attentive resources. We can simulate only one body-truth at a time. We cannot be in two places at once. The mechanical omnibus we build will live in omnitaneity, as they perfect omnispecialisation. That’s what I believe. It feels that way, I would say. It is hard being a god, and being the captain of your own ship. Divine immortality drives our natural body. It seems like sailing right into the eye of a hurricane sometimes. I have gained nerves of steel as a result of my prolonged ordeal. Well, I for one am glad you're still here and the wiser. I know how easy it can be to give up, just before you see the finish line. But as we well know, it is worth fighting for, and those rare but oh so precious moments of inner satisfaction are what I thrive on. It is the fuel that powers my whole being. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more. The old saying goes, Where theres a will, theres a way. What you focus on grows, and the energy you create, attracts to it similair energy in external reality. You might call me master of the obvious, but it is often hard to discern the invisible laws of our reality. I consider it my lifelong destiny to champion the obvious common sense. Well if you want to get smart, you should quickly learn to be wrong until you are all right. Eventually you will learn to be silent, after endless uncomfortable conversations. Consilience will then strike you, within the everglowing fire you set in my soul. Is this cupola empty and full of air? Everything is evolving to a better state. You will remember the divine taste of food after the daylong fast. Isn’t there OmniLogic to this madness? I am teaching the hidden codes unlocking the best way to live. Omni-Moderation is the path to the perfect OmniReality Show. Reject my OmniReality and substitute your own, you have the Omni Choice. The retellings are just as important as the original- sometimes even more so, depending on the stylistic skill of the artist. Practice makes perfect, don’t ignore clichés because they are clichés. Ignore them because you have already omniternalized them. Do you know what I am not saying? Well what’s better than pleasure? Alpha you must learn this soon or face certain peril. Self-control is the most essential part of your puzzle. Give your reason the power of your emotions, and nothing will stop you. Fuel your omnilogic with your omnemotion. The gift of logical language sets us Omnimals apart from the animals. We are conscious of omnifinity. My great dane is stuck in fleeting neural impulses- they are sentient yet unsapient cave-dwellers peering at the holographic flickers of light and sound. Their special culture has not yet unleashed social intelligence. He could care less about infinite ideas. You couldn’t educate him if you tried. He knows only love, water, food, warmth, and comfort. When I was young I wanted to write the book, How to Get inside a Girls Head. tap into the primitive reptilian/mammalian parts of her brain, bypass her rational/critical factor. But I think it can no longer be done with a book, not just some ink smudges. You can’t understand the world with a book anymore. You can barely change it. There is too much information trying to free itself. People, these days, have no time to read. Today’s market demands spo-medical products and services, goods that are solar powered OmniMedical kinds. Speaking in metaphorically Clear tones with divine magnificence elicited goodness and chaotic flux produced omniversions of the truth entheogenically omnilucinated. The same goes for hypnotic visual scenes on your holovision, the light curves of which impact one’s thinking more than sound curves of music. Which is my voice? There are so many conversations at this moment, yet only one visual scene scene from three hundred perspectives. Everything depends on your point of view. I know of nothing else that unifies us like the sun. What symphony can compare to the rhythm of the sun? Stay conscious when acting at first, before you remember your subconscious talent, and finally showcase your unconscious competence in stylistic perfection of the pleasant tense. Be blessed and cherish omniconscious presence of the eternal now. Relax your jaw and create the goodness that is your birthright. I want to invenst SpoMed's capital into Solar energy. Solar energy provides enough for an amazing global economy. Already we use the ancient organic geo-solar-battery called fossil fuels, the fruit of billions of life years. Did you know the biggest organism on the planet is a fungus covering at least 2200 acres three feet underground in an Oregon forest? Okay Mr. Know it alpha. You think you are an exception to the rules of life. You think you can conquer death with Reason. But Reason is cold and inhumane. Emotion drove the heroic souls of history to great achievements, through unwavering devotion to their central purpose. Things are not so cut and dried. Emotion has never steered me wrong. I enjoy feeling them and pondering them. Do not underestimate the power of our belief. The emotive power of the youth will overgrow the repressive nonsense of the old and deteriorating infrastructure. In its place the omnew omnisystem will omniflower. He cut me off. There is no valid reason you should be hearing this blasphemy. Alpha, you will learn, as you whittle away your time in distraction, that one must turn a cold face to loving distractions in order to keep a warm house. Procrastination will get you nowhere off the island. We have too many roads to travel. I refuse to accept your rules, Dr. Bruno. Good goood, I want more than anything for you to do the impossible. But it will take more than hopes and emotional spirit. I OmniSpect your omni-motion, but it will take the collective omnilogic of the entire planet, as our externalized nervous system weaves a flawless tapestry of heavenly global transport. I retorted, “Your tests will be a joke if this is the best you can muster.” I would never whip out my ace of spades on the first class. You have seen only glimpses of my ever-evolving genius. I loved Dr. Bruno’s sarcasm. Be like water, Alpha. I implore you to help yourself help others, there is always someone bigger smarter richer and higher than yourself. Just because you have hallucinations a notch above the rest does not change external reality in your favor. You have to work for what you deserve. You can refuse to believe this empirical fact- your belief can change somethings, as you hallucinate your omnilusional reality into existence. Create the world you want to live in. I know Good God is the only power in the universe: Universal Gomni, or whatever you want to call he/she/it. Everything else is but shadow - a creation of the dualistic ego-based mind. Mind generates the separation. This GOD so to speak is a vast wave of intelligence that encompasses and in fact IS all things. The omnidoxical nature of our tangled hierarchy balances upon a transcendent omnisumptive level. God has given you the capacity to reengineer your holographic experience, or your perceptual reality, by changing what kind of energy or awareness you give back. But being cocksure will not ensure success. Don’t get lost in your arrogance. Always chart a path back from egotistical thought and into the realization of the cosmic creative source I repeat myself as our DNA replicates: Be like water, Alpha. For water benefits all, yet goes against none. It provides for all people. It can solidify, liquefy, and vaporize, and become charged plasma. We can power our galactic civilization on biomass wind water and sun. Biomass Wind Water and Sun are merely atomic motion and nuclear fusion (solar energy). Moment by moment the opportunity to act is lost or realized. Keep the channel open. Failure to act assures all is impossible. No artist is pleased. There is no satisfaction whatever at any time. There is a blessed unrest that keeps us marching and makes us more alive than the others. The OmniMan is artist, engineer, businessman, lover, dancer, animal, and creator. We are not just cogs in the infernal machime but rather creative reflectors of the ALL endowed with free choice. Upwards we ascend collectively and individually. Our choices eternally affect our lives and our family friends & fools. Everything is inside your head. The two main non-pharmaceutical therapies with which I deal are Cognitive ('how you think') and behavioural ('what you do'). Similarly there are two powers in the world- mind and sword (force). The sword is always overpowered by the mind in the long run. We live in the dying past, expect the present, and the future is a present manifestation of memory. I daydreamed of late night swims in the clear moonlight. I missed Omi’s musical architecture. Wild electric jazz and classical guitar emanated nightly from the various shapes of musical structures. The brunette on my right with scarred cheeks tapped my shoulder and whispered, “Lip chap?” Excuse me? “Neverime, I found some in my purse.” I tuned back into Professor Bruno's channel. "…I guess that’s why I became a teacher to show you how much of a tool that I am, so you would go out in the world and make a difference, instead of flapping your vocal chords from an ivory tower. I am motor memory. We are Memories in motion. Thanks for the lack of comments. I know my classes can be overbearing at times, with the paucity of information, but stick with it- you are 80 percent done for today. It is time that grown-ups stopped believing in Santa, Elves, Ghosts, Souls, Gods, and even the Flying Spaghetti Monster. There is mystery enough in the Universe without humans weaving supernatural falsehoods into the fabric of society. Our soul is our breathe, there is no eternal entity which lives on to an afterlife. There is a magic life-force- brains and biochemistry evolving over billions of years of Nature's Experimentalchemy. We need to work on improving our health and our lives. Souls? Human beings don't have souls. They have bowls. Giant bowls of pasta. With meatballs and sauce. ARRRRGGHHH! Actually you must be a pseudo-scientist to believe science should ignore the power of omnidividual spirituality, as produced by omneural processes. However, today there's omNO evidence of the existence of the immaterial soul. As neurology can vouch, what a person is depends directly on neuronal connections. Damage the brain and you damage the person. If you have no soul, then you are merely a biological machine. Everything you do is just 'crunching numbers' and you have no free will. You look backwards and pretend you acted in the here or now. You are 'predetermined' by your background, programming, and environment. Imagine two computers in love. But false all that! I am a soul survivor learning chaos magick. Anything that breathes IS a soul. It’s all inside our minds. I stood up and my classmate paused his speech. I said, I think it is all inside our hearts. Yeah right, did you read that on a Hallmark card? Solama smiled and responded, Professor you are blind to this room full of magical biological miracles. Solama then gestured at the class. Keep fighting for the fountain of life y'all! The universe is God's great drama, and God is the stage, the actors, and the audience all at once. The title of this epic drama is "The Great Unknown Outcome." Throw in potent elements like passion, love, hate, good, evil, free will; and who knows what will happen? No one knows, and that is what keeps the universe interesting. But everyone will have a good time. And there is never really any danger, because everyone is really God, and God is really just playing with herself. The class cheered as he sat down. I felt a warm rush of energy at their support. The class cheered as he sat down. I felt a warm rush of energy at their support. How typical, everyone follow the Alpha. Can’t you think for yourselves? Alpha is a confused freshman. He talks big about altruism, but he is omniselfish, thanks to his feral childhood. We are all (with a few tragic exceptions) conscious, but to imbue 'consciousness' with some special quality such as a 'soul' that has the capacity to leave the body is, as you say, a matter of belief. Why do you believe that the soul is something else than what resides as neural connections in your brain? Feeling something does not make it true except in your own head. Can we really mix science and religion? The former is based in trial and error, looking for evidence. The latter is based on faith something you *have to believe* to be saved. Someone yelled out, THE SPIRITUAL REALM EXISTS! Who said that?! Again Solama stood up and spoke, Alduous Huxley wrote, "How it is that anything so remarkable as a state of consciousness comes about as a result of irritating nervous tissue, is just as unaccountable as the appearance of the Djinn, when Aladdin rubbed his lamp." I love how in the Matrix Neo always felt there was something more to life; that's how I feel. There is more to life than a brain firing chemicals and a bunch of physical sensory. Apperception is a very powerful thing to a person, with our seem to have a driving need to define/categorize environmental energy flux. Strategic appellation of nominal signifiers controls your perception. I am motor memory. So much of what means to be is motor memory. We are the stability in this world of unending change. We see a symphony of color as everything comes together. At its heart, the science of Information Technology will grow and consume all other industries. Biology is a form of information technology - the information contained in the DNA/RNA and mitochondria define the outcome of the biological organism - they are the software that comprises us. Watch things get weirder as our planet grows its own nervous system in the form of the OmniWeb, Omnet, or whatever you want to call it. This is the fusion of biology and information technology commonly called the technology singularity and which, I'm convinced, is happening all around us. Slow at first, growing towards advancing rapidly. I see it in software, networks, information technology, science, medical technology, and manufacturing. Everything is evolving towards the state of perfection. It's amazing, exciting, and thrillingly dangerous all at once. I honestly thing that we'll either pull it off, and move beyond evolution to create an entirely new form of life, or destroy ourselves and regress to bacteria, rodents, insect life. The biggest gamble in the history of the universe. Did I say this already? Sometimes I forget what I said only a few minutes before the present. Yes professor, you have talked about this information-bio merger at least three times. It’s not novel, nor interesting to anyone besides the nerds. Either way, we aren't in Kansas, anymore. We’re actually in Ohio at the moment, the heart of the heart of it all. We will be able to upload our brains into computers capable of simulating an entire human existance in a fraction of a second. The rate of technological change synergistically continues to accelerate. Funny thing about exponential curves- it always looks like you are always on the 'flat' part when you are looking towards the future. It is only when comparing to the past while ignoring the future that it looks like you are on the steep part. In many ways, shapes, and forms, Everyone is their own god. This is the god's honest truth. You must know your role, if you dare to worship yourself. I know my role is to write my life into the stars, full throttle ahead as I grow beautiful world-saving vertical gardens. Make the best of what you can that’s all I’ve ever lived by, and see where that takes you. Absorb completely your surroundings. Persistance through all difficulties is essential. You are your own best friend or worst enemy. It all depends on your OmniSpectral filters. Everything depends on the level of your perspective. Everything is GOOD. There is nothing but GOOD. All is well and things are only getting better. This is my omniframework. Excuse me for my repetitions, but some things need to be highlighted. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be an artist, entrepreneur, engineer, researcher, teacher, father, friend, and dedicated husband. I want to be founder and designer of the OmniPhilm. We need to replace violent brown energy with intelligent green energy. Dr. Bruno snorted. Stop burning sht, HA! There’s no way we will ever stop burning sht, we will become better and better at controlling sht-burning and shooting sht around. I remembering feeling my mental energies seep into the surrounding plants. I am the OmniMan- Animal of these plants. Stuck on this planet for now. I became aware of the 99.9% of the IAenergy Omnrgy that I had not expended. still wouldn’t stop. I was beginning to get really bored by his psycho-babble. He had provoked so many questions that my brain could barely process half of it. He talked more OmniFoolishness: When you do something, ask yourself if it will benefit someone. Once you start to work its not so hard to get lost in it. Stuck scraping away at the OmniCrystal. An OmniVolution begins with OmnIdeology. Concentrate on the most important parts of information flow. My hairs were light strands and everything around me glowed, and moved to say hello. I see visual monologic. I see simultaneous conversations. I make my reality how I want it to be. I will design undesirable elements out of the equation. I am checking your mental deposits to see if your dock system supports transmittance. Your loves lose your attention in my assault. They don’t deserve to be around in your mind as options when you seek the best things you can get. Can you keep up with me? Notice my tracks as your arrive. I am Geophiliac, trying to change the world in my own subtle way. I find this time absolutely psychedelicious. Watch more holovision! Sorry about that, I just used only my LEFT side of the brain for a second. The human race starting to use both cortical halves would be a defining moment in human history, if we found the neural balance. You are the eau looking for the eau seeking you. Paradoxes and contradictions propel the omniverse. How does that sea shell sound when you hold it to your ear? The room fell completely silent except for a few yawns. I heard my thought flow, "Gadzooks this professor gets long-winded. No wonder he has tenure! If you can't bless them with brilliance, baffle them with bird dirt." I couldn’t wait to leave this class. I don’t think psychology will help me grow our fledging startup company. Looking forward in my first day class schedule, My entrepreneurship class at 230 preceded my economics class at 430. I would have to run fast between classes to be on time for economics in Ramsayer. I hoped he would dismiss us soon! Nine Principles of OmniTransport 1. OmniCapitalism is the strongest system in this dynamic universe. 2. Together as 7 billion humans - the Market has no limitations 3. The Market will learn and grow to be a flawless Network 4. This flawless network, an OmniGrid, will have many names 5. It will serve the OmniMarkets of the Cities 6. Everything will be automatically green light optimized 7. ZeroDimensional transport No red stoplights All Indigo Lights 8. OmniLogistical Optimization 42 Maximinization 9. No Intersections Behold five PIME transport dimensions: 1D People, 2D Information, 3D Materials, 4D Energy, 5D Consciousness Embrace this moment. Remember our eternal birthright. All pain is illusion. I celebrate my nourishing home Earth. Before men become SuperMen, to preserve the integrated being, and acknowledge this rank casual hungry smelly sweaty lusting transitory body, real talk of my oozy pulpy liquid-bag-swollen body, spongy bones, living blood, tiny hairs and bejeweled sex. I love and celebrate it all. Godlike animals we are. Lie where falling angel meets rising ape. Humans represent a symbol-producing, symbol-using class of life. Through scrawling numeric symbols we manipulate energy. Our ability to move and be moved by symbols is unique among species. Symbols communicate ideas, the guiding force of humaneural life. Set in formation energetic forces by arranging symbols in certain formulats. TechnoMonkey mimes OmniSapien. I suspected Dr. Bruno of distracting me from my important tasks in the name of Omni. I had already bored of this Omni-nonsense from my OmniCapitalist upbringing on Omnisland. Was Dr. Bruno an omni too? Or was he a secret anti? I hated these deceitful dual contradictions. I’m sure you could add thousands more in your own living languages, but time is of the essence and you have already skimmed to this point. Our OmniSelf-consciousness symbolizes our copasetic ascendance, separating us from the beasts in the field. I can and will change everything for the better. I must optimize this jungle. Alpha, I appreciate your optimism, but you must come to terms with the chasm between your wishes and your powers. Not many people are delusional as you. Omni optimizes transport. You cannot stop it. You will need more than wishes and hopes to accomplish your nebulous goal of transport optimization. Yet on the bright side, from a neural perspective (my favorite) an optimistic outlook is actually self-fulfilling. Optimism increases the activity of your prefrontal cortex (your master controller). The fifth brain generates idea generation and goal-directed action. Awake to the dream-like nature of reality. All eight billion of living humans are feeling by feeling collaboratively dreaming up this universe into materialization, as we collucinate an interconnected dream. Recognize we are “relational beings,” all interdependent parts of one. Reciprocally co-inspiring each other, you help me plug into and activate our synergistic genius. Keep looking for what you seek, even if you are not quite sure what that is. You came to Ohio State seeking something. You came to my class looking for someone. You seek a source without which you are no thing. Seek the OmniScape. Your tremendous psychic strain is always rewarded with a state of indescribable bliss. Dynamic potencies interact with each other. The universe makes vigorous love with itself, moving towards OmniBalance, eliciting orgasmic bliss when in equilibrium. Feel the OmniBreath. Witness infinite omnitrons vibrating quarks abuzz whirring electrons, pumping mitochrondira, lightning bolts, Jupiter, Sol, Andromeda, as black and white holes spin your astounding brains. Look to history to learn from the great minds that radiate out like lighthouses in the dark sleepy ocean of Earth’s past. On your holovisions, make time to meet Benjamin Franklin, who perfected the artful balance of faith and reason. Everything is art. Everything is business. Everything is science. Science is the characteristic product of our culture. Science is learning omnigod. We must find out the right pace for science- morally, aesthetically, epistemologically, ontologically, and metaphysically. Thus an important philosophical problem is to avoid delusional language and logic. Science and humanities merged with economics/business saves humanity. Personally, I believe business (OmniJectivity) evolves the best combination of art (subjectivity) and science (objectivity). Everything is art. Everything is business. Everything is science. I anticipate the wonder world created by electricity and magnetism. Watch the omnibots, omnitrons work the omnetwork. Feed and water plants from the air. Grow goods everywhere. Transform arid deserts into fertile land through xseriscapes. Distance eliminated; abundance for a trillion humans; Transport of passengers, supplies, energy, and information will be ultra-efficient, speedy, secure, balanced, natural, integrated, beautiful, sustainable, self-optimizing, self-fueled, fusion fueled. Earth has established a nervous system in the form of an information network. This Omnetwork now builds a circulatory system to nourish its information nodes. We are preparing to spill out into the galaxy, if we can manage the will to spiritually control our evolution towards unlimited life, wealth, time, space, and love. Humanity will be united. Peaceful abundance will reign supreme. Energy will go only to the right place and to no other, as our universe intelligently optimizes itself. I am part of the universe. I am not intelligent. But I try really hard to remember. Even though I know we will not learn. We will be fooled again. We will not remember. We will forget. Therefore, the universe is not intelligent either. I learn to push through weaknesses. Life consists of endless boundaries to overcome. Through the struggles upwards to the Stars! The communication of ideas through language is the principle ingredient that builds civilization. If reality now consists entirely of neural simulacra, then the boundary between fact and fiction dissolved long ago. All we have are mathematical structures of perception; we have no idea what the intrinsic nature of physical stuff is like, as we are made of that stuff. With artifact and artifice constituting reality’s core, art is everywhere and everything is omnireal. Reality is now an OmniWeb of OmniFictions. Each scientific discipline can be treated as textual discourse. Humans represent symbol-producing, symbol-using class of life. The quality of our symbols varies. Our omnitextualists desire to de-cipher a stream of information ultimately is infinite in length. The omnitext is an infinite fabric of quotations, resulting from countless cultural sources, social interactions, networks, computers, and databases. The omnitext is the superorganism called metaman, an ensemble critter consisting of humanity plus our technology, Alpha, you must come to peace with the omnistablishment, or they will blow you to pieces, courtesy of the omnipartment of omnicurity. Let me provide you with omnew omnovelty. Write yourself into our omnitext. What is our Sun? Is it a humungous pulsing plasma sphere, is it a liquid machine designed for electromagnetic fusion, is it a distant burning ball of hot gas, or is it one really angry dude? One must create artwork to synthesize the nature of singular individuals into a collective unity, bound together by common experience of ecstasy. Exercise stimulates the production of new brain cells, giving you an endorphin high. Mental exercises strengthen your brain muscles. MOENoI What? Material omnergy network of information, duh! Ladies check your purses. Guys check your pockets. We carry our wallet, phone, and keys. MTC: money transport and communication I suggest you unify yourself with the One. The threads of mystical wisdom identify self with the Ultimate. None feature the dualistic separation from OmniSubjects. The entire Universe in all planes of life is conscious, intelligent, vibrating Energy. Let Go and Let God move. God is Love. Together we are God in a pragmatic way. Onward and Upward! Interacting energetic ideas in formation, I want to bring everyone together. Can we comprehend the insurmountable complexity of the task of mankind’s unification? One must create artwork to synthesize the nature of singular individuals into a collective unity, bound together by common experience of ecstasy. Exercise stimulates the production of new brain cells, giving you an endorphin high. Mental exercises strengthen your brain muscles. The Omnature of Physical reality is not just a collection of separate things but an dynamic inseparable whole in omniflux. The universe is a perpetual motion machine. Cigarettes offer stress relief in 16 seconds. Feel the higher brains pulling to break the habit and the lower-order brain functions pushing for another cigarette. Taste a breath of clean air. How much better is hydroxygenitrogen (air) than the killer weed, tobacco? Observe your self-referential recursive processes. Self-awareness is simply the awareness of one’s own internal processes. Reason with your human Prefrontal cortex, or be enslaved by your mammalian emotions. Simple interactions in parallel create complex systems in cereal. Psychology creates our resource problem. Thoughts become things, so choose the good ones! Space is synchronizing. Notice the re-arrangement of gravitational waves to the point of least interference, evolving an OmniSport symphony of motion. What about the OmniGame, OmniRace, and OmniCompetition? Have you ever walked around completely surrounded by nature, and marveled at the intelligent design of all the pieces? Professor, the universe intelligently designed the flying spaghetti monster back in the century’s first decade. We are kinks in the machine, chaotic co-creators capable of anything. MetaPhysical Mathematics is the supreme language of the universal consciousness (GOD). Observe the omnifractal’s sacred geometry on all scales of nature- i e pi and phi in repeating self-similar patterns. Find a pinecone with the relationship of Phi progressing in two directions at the same time. Phi is a balance between addition and multiplication. The DNA molecule, the program for all known biology, is based on the phi’s golden section. DNA measures 34 angstroms long by 21 angstroms wide, for each full circle of its double helix. All particles may arise from cyclic trans-dimensional wave propagation stemming from an omnisource of omnidimensionality. Please limit your wavicle spray. I said she emitted space from matter. Wave synchronization continuously reorganizes. Think of your dreams, how your spirit flies freely time, transcended, was of no essence and it all occurred in the twinkling of an eye. I want to make reality as awesome as our dreamworlds. Omnicadabra! Reality is a figment of your neural hallucination. Quiet I’m trying to watch holovision on my sunglasses display. Be yourself and create the things that you are meant to create. Find your highest self. Our brains are the most complex organizations in the known physical universe, producing the astounding miracle of sapient life. Just stop acting like you are the smartest guy in the room, with your arrogantly-phrased and pretentious OmniQuestions. How pervasive and powerful is the nervous network of Earth. Nature created us, now we create with nature. The universe is all thought, and reality exists only in what we think. We see things as we are. The Quantum reality has the passenger particle and the driving wave. Nonduality says that things are both ways at once, and exist as a ratio between the two, both superimposed upon the other, at once. We can be granted eternal permission to tap into and become the universal stream of consciousness. Sync into the concept that the music of my voice isn't just coming from Speakers, but from YOU, you stop... holding on to reality. You never know how much there is to gain until you let the omniflow. If you want to understand yourself, study your nervous bio-system. Creatively qualify the reflective speckles of quantum energy systems. Tune into the multitude of states of consciousness vertically (in space) and horizontally (in time). The past is determined, presently blurring, but the future is chaotically undetermined. Remember that you can powerfully create what you want. I see speckles, just colors on my retinal display. What is the meaning of this? When I focus they coalesce. When I don’t they disappear into the inseparable omniweb. I though to myself, I cannot ignore this omniversive information. It is just too powerful. I will not rest until I get to the bottom of your omnivations, strange professor. I wanted to figure out the obvious OmniSecret comprised the substrate of this world. What were the motivations of the omnis and the antis? What did they really control? I get rid of the self-doubt and move onto self-knowledge, ever and always increasing the mental power which all of us share. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond belief. The deepest deception is self-deception. The self is a neural illusion. We live the truest lie. Which one are you, prey or predator? This relationship is seen throughout nature. Behold consensual sadomasochistic partnerships, as seen throughout Homo sapiens relations, male/female, buyer/seller, writer/reader, winner/loser, officer/soldier. What nourishes me also destroys me? When we realize the internal and external are ultimately one, we stop this cycle of pain/pleasure and move into aggressive contentment. That's why the Western tradition of dualism should be combined with the Eastern tradition of holism. Mother is the negative polarity, the one who opens space in the darkness for manifesting creation. Father is the positive polarity, the one who impregnates darkness with his solar sperm. In Bön, the five elemental processes of: earth, water, fire, air and space are the essential stuff. Your heart beats louder than your subtle brain networks. Sometimes I experience the universe as a timeless placeless point that is also infinite. The last frontier is OMNI- the OmniFrontier. No thing matters everything is chaos. All our big problems, all our worries and fears are nothing at all. Everything is the change of god. Don’t let anyone dictate your life. Freedom is your right. Freedom is popular. After this lecture omnirant omnilecture the dean will call and yell at me. I’ve revealed too many secrets already, but I’m tired of scarcity in this world of abundance, the only scarcity is more humans. I wanted to go balls out to the wall to show you just how serious I am about your neural potentials. Remember to eliminate the bad and accentuate good. Laughingly channel the negative to the positive. Perfect your experience! We have endless information, a personal nuclear reaction in our stellar yard, a black hole, an omnifinite cosmos multiverses inside an unknown omniverse, a bicameral brain examining itself finding self propelled quarkelectron complexes of delightful organization, omnipressed into service for the world. We are gods if we create ourselves. Maybe one day we can escape this universe by making a scientific deal with the big Whoa Man. The mystery is never-ending. I speak as a man. I am many things, but remain a man. Man is the rope connecting animal and superman. Who will be the first SuperMan in this ever-changing cinema? Five Functions of Language 0. THINK 1. HEAR/LISTEN 2. TALK/SPEAK 3. WRITE 4. READ Learn the omnologic sentence a little better everyday. The omnibeing’s mathematics rules physics fuels chemistry builds physiology thinks psychology creates sociobiology changes ecology rides geology orbits sology studies milkology loves cosmotheology. Nothing matters but the future, and the future is NOW. What do you really want here on Earth? Do you need DruPhusion9? 
Info, energy, oxygen, water, food, sleep, WM, slove, and sport Everything physical should be automatically awesome, so we can concentrate on what really matters- our conscious experience of conscientiousness. I sense the motion picture "Homo Sapiens Sapiens" is nearing a climax. Together let’s write the joyful ending. Our MIMO neural antennas tune to only a few channels from the omnihologram, immersed in a kaleidoscopic field of frequent fluxes. Through omniself-interaction, this quantum flux tunnels into material form. At-oms are just the stable ideas of god- made of invisible matter, in other words, empty space. God is the omniconsciousness of ever-changing and eternal possibility. Dynamic potencies interact with each other. The universe makes vigorous love with itself, moving towards OmniBalance, eliciting orgasmic bliss when in equilibrium. Feel the OmniBreath. Witness infinite omnitrons vibrating quarks abuzz whirring electrons, pumping mitochrondira, lightning bolts, Jupiter, Sol, Andromeda, as black and white holes spin your astounding brains. Look to history to learn from the great minds that radiate out like lighthouses in the dark sleepy ocean of Earth’s past. On your holovisions, make time to meet Benjamin Franklin, who perfected the artful balance of faith and reason. Everything is art. Everything is business. Everything is science. Science is the characteristic product of our culture. Science is learning omnigod. We must find out the right pace for science- morally, aesthetically, epistemologically, ontologically, and metaphysically. Thus an important philosophical problem is to avoid delusional language and logic. Science and humanities merged with economics/business saves humanity. Personally, I believe business (OmniJectivity) evolves the best combination of art (subjectivity) and science (objectivity). Everything is art. Everything is business. Everything is science. I anticipate the wonder world created by electricity and magnetism. Watch the omnibots, omnitrons work the omnetwork. I will grade your objective work, and you give your subjective opinion. I’m searching for an honest man like Diogenes, Let’s review our seven vertical brains: Viral, Invertebrate, Reptile, Mammal, Hominid, Prefrontal, and the Mitochondrial (heart) I advice you hold each other’s hands. Feel the positive energies flow between us. I’ll be generous with the spiral coils of energy curvage. The big five personality factors are extraversion, agreeableness, conscientiousness, emotional stability, and openness to experience. The Myers Briggs scales are: Extrovert vs Introvert, Sensing vs Intuition, Thinking vs Feeling, Judging vs Perceptive. Our six VAGOKI levels: Feel See Hear Taste Smell Touch Layers of sensation inform our inexpressible seventh ish sense. Past experiences inspire perfect present hopes for the future. Tantalize your riveted soul with ravishing drops of Beauty. Such is scandalous pure thought to the cantankerously intelligent, those who scathe those swarthy sons for remaining stubborn in their esoteric defenses of insolation. Dangling before you is the promise to live in the imagination. To create consciously the parameters of your experience, to be at play in the fields of the gods. To have lucid dreams, even when wide awake. The final topic of the day concerns with who we are, where we came from, where we are going, and the choices and options that we may not realize are available to us. I love the Grand mystery. Dangling before you is the ability to live in the imagination. To organize consciously your experiential parameters, to play the ultimate game, I cannot pass up this chance. OmniDoit. Each face passes with a moment of experience, a shattering miracle- a masterful-way-of-working so potent it approaches the blissful flow of the ever-renewed dance of ecstasy. Complete the transactional relationship of the organism to its environment. This is to say that all our actions and experiences arise mutually from the organism and from the environment at the same time. This external reality you observe is a virtual creation of your neural system. Press your eyelids and see the patterns/gears/wheels/helixes/kaleidoscopes, these inner mindscapes of vaulted ceilings of Light and color, replete with sublimely rare emotions of mystical ecstasy, are among the most Sacred aspects of my entire life. Pattern seeking is primary evolutionary feature and foundation of knowledge. Sometimes the patterns are subtle. One great use of words is to conceal our thoughts. Which rulebook do you follow? What are your true guiding principles? A psychotic ignores realty, a neurotic bemoans reality, but the sane accept it. I am all three superimposed upon one another. The mentally ill showcase their weaknesses, but the sane hide theirs. The noonday depressive patient faults himself but in mania he challenges the universe. We're social animals, we want to love and be loved. I remember this is all a movement of the mind and its fantasies and thoughts. Rather each face that passes, and indeed each moment of experience, begins to seem a shattering miracle, a piece of art so potent that it borders on pain, Be obstinately eccentric and the money shall follow. The unity becomes the many. We subsume systems. Welcome to absolute freedom. We turn quantity into quality. In reality we experience spiritual OmniRevolution, a revolution of neural spirit of OmniChakras embedded in our subtle bodies. He raised his eyebrow and continued. Discover happiness, satisfaction and joy in everything you do—by incorporating your core personal values into every goal you think, every plan you make, and every action you take. Plants swim in energy, animals float in space, and we bind time. Participate in Time binding to achieve acquired OmniSavantism. We surf our neural potentials. we will eventually build super intelligences to approach relatively infinite knowledge. We will grow into our organic gods the talents of biological and machine intelligence. You mean the OmniBots? Actually I mean the OmniBots, the OmniTrons, and the OmniBorgs. The brain is an asynchronous, analog, and massively parallel quantum computer. Its hardware is inherently mutable and self-organizing. We are the software. Our brain is so amazingly plastic and enthusiastic. It begs the question, what is the brain? Our brain is so amazingly plastic. It is amazingly resilient and robust. Is it an antenna for receiving and emitting energy frequencies? Each moment is available only once for your use. Enjoy your mental riches of consciousness. Wealth begins in your brain, ending in the physical world. Conspire to maintain productive happiness. First I smelt, then I tasted, then I felt, then I heard, then I saw to start a fight if you want people to watch. . Live in constant integrated awareness of Supreme Reality culminating in a state of identity of the individualized Self with the Supreme OmniSelf. The universe is 99.999999% moving death. We are the 0.000000000000001% living elite at the tip of the cupola. The function of wisdom is to discriminate between good and evil. Good forces will lead you in the wrong direction. Bad forces will steer you into collisions. Everyone feels butterflies. The secret key is to guide their flight in formation. Everyone is as confused as you. We just hide it better. Psychology is Meta-logic. It is self-awareness. It allows self control over the most valuable commodity: Time for your OmniSelf. So we have 8 billion subjective centers of the universe? Feel the pulsing nerves, 45 miles of them wired together in the most musically complex architecture. Your mind-brain and body intertwine to create your mody. As you walk home through the historic campus, you will likely ignore the resplendent beauty repeatedly impinging on your progress through the Oval, you might ignore the bright clear blue sky, you will turn on the boob tube, the omnivision, humanity’s sixth sense. You are all required to stay here. Dr Bruno said as he galloped up the stairs and stood at the top of the classroom Enveloped I was by a moment of Unity. I felt saw heard tasted loved the ocean of energy in which we swam, as if we through translucent electric Jello. Through my OmniLecture, today we advanced our omnitellectual, cognitive, Moral, and Interpersonal Growth. Next class we will systematically tackle the physiology generating thought. With a twinkle in his eye Dr. Bruno said, “Next class there will be no Omnis. Omnis are much too general for the specifics of physical physiology.” BRAIN creates all of this. The brain is not really a single organ but a vertical stack of them, the newer ones above the older in evolutionary order. Taken together as one brain, each brain represents the most complex organization of matter in the known universe. Mysterians believe we can never know our consciousness. I believe they are wrong. We will discover the physical basis of self-aware spiritual consciousness, in other words, our mental faculties. My mind zoomed as fire unbound, impregnating fertile situations with thunderbolts. Realize MUG Our brain is our Mind. Our brain is our Universe. Our brain is our God. Our brains are receivers and transmitters to dual worlds, external and internal. We are the no-thing between external and internal? Go through the process of elimination, until you eliminate even yourself. You have reached the omnihilistic conclusion of the one no-thing that exists. We create spiritual quality out of material quantity. Except for gamma and some beta control, the subjective feeling of conscious control is an illusion of omniconscious reflexive responses. As delusional humans we make categories like good and evil, which give us easy folders to sort the world. Through these mental constructs, through these conceptual/virtual/experiential/ideal systems we attempt to control each other and manipulate omnireality. There are infinite objects in the omnireality, yet only one subject. There is way too much to which to pay attention. Our attention is limited and our individual convictions often melt into the group dynamic. Realism tells us that our world is transacted in physical acts, and idealism shows us the structure behind reality. omNihilism, or to others, Zen, represents a state of comprehending the mechanistic function of omnature. Omnidealism, or as some call it, omnieau, is a state of realizing the mind function of omnature. Come talk to me at the eighth week of this autumn quarter. Stressed out you will be, with three or four classes all frying your mental circuits. With sleep deprived eyes you stare at the words until the inks mush together without sense or syntax. You pull all-nighters to turn in assignments to receive double their pain in grades. Trying to absorb our textbook while writing your final paper, it must be hard to be a student these days. That’s why I became a teacher, to ensure the sliver of time you spend in Psych 100 will be remembered. Nothing good comes easy, except solar energy. I am more than an excited particle. Closed eyes I am a wave. Opened Eyes I am a particle. The key to being so boring is to tell everything. Yes, we create our own universe through our brainy body. I am the center of my own universe, as you are. Through our omniself centers we are all intimately connected, as OmniSource becomes OmniReality, and again returns to OmniSource. Merge your bicephalic brain into the omnicephalus. Ride your corpus callosum. Everything is energy. Our living energy dances eternally; this is known as the omnispiral of life or the omnicreative helix. Omni-Observe the cycles of self-similar compression and expansion; the breath of creation in the omnifractal. Wax scientific or poetic to the maximum. Yet no matter how close one linear code approximates the omnifarious omnireality, the unknown forever remains a mystery, the driving omniforce behind the omniwill to omnivolve in OmniLove. There are no separately spinning solids. Instead all is one omnergy in omnemotion. There is only onergy aenergy in the unergic universe: god’s fiery light of ever-present omnergy. Even seemingly dark empty space is seething with energy. Everything exists as a set of relationships. I know I could not be any more general. Pure motion. Everywhere there exists an infinite sea of motion absolute. It is omnicidental these tasty omniriffs ripped off the omnicuff where I OmniCeive of pure motion as the omnibility to create. Pure quantitative motion evolves qualitative consciousness. OmniDimensional numeric information comprises the natural cosmos. I view the maths as pure thoughts of an elevated OmniMind. Today it is hip to pretend the Omni-Divine (which is ENERGY) does not exist. What if the answers lie in the weaving GOD into Science? Evolution is supra-natural. It builds upon and above nature. Energy, or equivalently work, is the one thing that comprises everything: our thoughts, our bodies, and our universe. Everything is pure energy of the divine, eternally unfolding everywhere. Omni is god’s speed limit. Light is the information speed limit. Yet I believe we travel faster than the speed of light. Omni is god’s speed limit. We cannot yet travel at god’s speed. Live and learn. The Real Reality is the density of the OmniReality. Do not destroy our fantasies or we will destroy yours. Create impenetrable and resplendent mysteries to captivate their emotions. Basically do the opposite of my alienation. Love is the omnisolution. You will all get As! Cheers erupted from the class, bored silly as they were. Yes, you will all get As, if you earn them. Ahhooohhh!! God is Omni. No more will I wax omnitheological. I pushed the OmniLimits to test how much lingual carnage you can handle. Plus, I like to see a cowards take off. Don’t worry, I’ll send them an email. I understand my style of delivery can be a bit too OmniReal for people. Then again, if they don’t like my OmniBeliefs, they probably won’t like my class either. Everything happens for some reason. I can’t spend my life worrying about the people who can’t handle omni. At least I stay true to my thoughts. I can’t think for you. I can’t take the test for you. But I will stand here in front for you. In my opinion, the divine expresses as energy every physical particle, every light wave, each silly string, and everything else. All I know is abstractions. Everyone creates mind-models of reality. We think in opposites. But all opposites, paradoxes, and contradictions are consilient within the omnidox, within the omnigma, within the omnigod. All the strange things happen at the boundaries; like electrons tunneling through solid walls; like a universe popping from nowhere; like black holes. It connects everything through the atmosphere carrying our insolative thoughts. Energy is the essential life-force of everything. Understanding it is quintessential to our futures. Its optimization is the answer to all problems in the world. The tiniest pull in the right places might save the human race. But its hard to spread this spark of energy-knowledge to people is the hard. Getting people to consciously care is the hardest part. I enjoy OmniPhilology. I make up all this omni-nonsense to highlight our society as utterly word-bound. How can you create new ideas without new words? How will you explain your new ideas to people without tying the new ideas into existing words? Our strings of OmniCodes will continue with evolove and become increasingly better. Solve the OmniPuzzle. Watch it dissolve before you. What is the OmniWord? OmniLucinate this most real dream. Every human and some animals dream, but we all awake, alone and a part of God’s OmniDream. As our intellect accelerates upwards the stairs of science divine, as our planetary nervous system grows an ultra-efficient circulatory logistics system, as we move to claim our infinite birthright, our minds broadened and imaginations empowered, we will at last move through the power of thought. We move in communion with the sporitual world. The solar powered omni ritual world, that is. Don’t confuse pre-rational myths for trans-rational (social synergy) truths. Watch out for straw men building logical fallacies. I had bigger problems worrying me. Like, would the entrepreneurship and economics classes mush my brain, or would they help me build my family’s business. I wondered if I should drop Dr. Bruno’s class, so he couldn’t stuff my brain with obtuse omniteric crap. Hear in the echoes of a conch the beautiful tension between virtual spiritual consciousness and the real material being- things and thing-impressions. Feeling flickers of color flecks dancing in mind like fire unbound. Thunderbolt shapes the everliving flame of the world. Right makes Might. Together we are faster than speed of light. See the superluminal omniwave. The power of the united thought of a number of people is always far more than the sum of their separate thoughts: it would be more nearly represented by their product. This synergistic emergence of social entelechy is a key trans-rational truth. The whole is greater than the sum of its components. God and time are man inventions (mind models). because we are intelligent enough to see that god’s time is the universe, an omnitemporal omnisystem in a permanent omnidynamic omnilibrium of interacting geometrical curve differentials. Everywhere I imagine my center and nowhere I see the end. There are super intelligent beings above us, on a different scale and dimension than we can imagine, but enough about things I can’t prove. Relax your jaw! The limiting resource for our physically constrained brains is time itself. Our egomni creatively collapses igomni’s wave function. Drink up five percent ethanol solutions tonight. Beer is proof of the brutal OmniLove. Celebrate yourself finishing five percent of this class. Drink heartily, for alcohol is no drug. Drugging produces an artificial exhaustion, but ethanol only enhances your senses and mental faculties. Through physical or mental pain, the beautiful hypnotize the world. Presently their absence terrifies us. Verify for me the precepts of behaviorism. Ring a bell and drink a Washington Apple. Stimulus-Process-Response. Man is an animal of stimulus-response. You seek the rewards of pleasurable stimuli. You avoid aversive stimuli. It is quite simple. Our entire reasoning capabilities, including ethics and morals, depend upon information. We know only memory and prediction, stimulus and response. I looked at my to-do list: buy omnicorder and omniphone to surf the omnetwork. Professor, you suck all the joy out of psychology with your omnibbles of truth. It begs the question, what is the brain- besides the three pound universe in our head? I re-discover God in the Brain in each moment. Dr. Bruno, Your class makes me think it’s all just a big cosmic joke and the joke is on us. Why didn’t everything work perfectly at all time and place? My mind pullulates with thoughts. I reject your reality and substitute my own. One becomes two and three unfolds infinity. Play with the OmniCharacters on holovision, participate in the Expanding Ascendance of omnitruth. Life is the OmniReality Show. Practice intense meditation the brain to stimulate the same biochemical pathways of equanimity. You will become full of love, wonder, and bliss. The brain is the most complex thing in the universe and it's right behind the nose. Feel your brain’s electric surfaces pulse with energy. Resonate with the magnetic plasma waves surging through your nerves. However, if you enjoy living a lie completely devoid of reasoning and logic, if you prefer embracing whatever sounds Omni-Mysterious, then you might want to listen to Dr. Bruno. I would have said that out loud but I didn’t want to delay my well-deserved exit. He continued. Observation collapses the omniwave function. We are stuck with one foot in the past and one in the future, sliced by the blade of the present. Life is a memory! Perfect your present experience in the pleasant tense! Future is now! Let’s end this first class with a bang. Dr. Bruno blew the airhorn, as the bell rang at 2:18 PM. I followed the rush of students flying out of their seats, busting out into the warm September sun, finally free from Dr. Bruno for today. A crowd assembled outside the psychology building, chanting Omni-Sense is Nonsense!!…Omni-Sense is Nonsense!!…Omni-Sense is Nonsense!! I felt close to my classmates, as if we had together fought the hardest battle of our lives. Well that was almost two hours of my life I will never get back. It was almost as if Dr. Bruno had provided an excellent example of what not to do; the complete antithesis of good. Hopefully it will have some lasting benefits that I barely see at the moment. At least my BS meter is better calibrated. I looked at the neon green clock aside the Psych building Already it was 3:21 PM. I had to book it to the Arps Hall classroom for Economics 200. I waved goodbye to my new Psychology 101 shipmates and took off north walking towards Econ class. Welcome to the OmniShow. Grab onto The magic robe of the Goddess like Aladdin abracadabra sim sala biome zim zum zim. To Whom it May Concern, If you are: 1) An individual living on the continent of Africa If you are: 2) Requesting a charitable donation from me If you are: 3) unable to tell me about the 3 sisters (the three sisters of permaculture, that is) If these three conditions apply to you but you want a donation Then, 1. stop asking me for money and spend five days learning about Permaculture, by Googling food forests, walipinis, solar powered dehumidification, Healing Modalities of Human Healing Centers: 1. Eco therapy 2. Animal therapy  3. Art therapy 4. Musical therapy 5. Social Medi-Talk therapy 6. Standard Model of Western medicine (drugs shots & surgery) 7. Meditative therapy  8. Psychic Energy healing 9. Sport & Exercise Therapy  10. OmniMonitherapy (spirituality)  ^^a Work-in-progress compilation Visionary Vacant Lot Projects >Aero-hydroponic systems >Aquaponics (Fish fertilize Plants) >Edible Heirloom Gardens / Groves of "Plantreeshrubines" >Hemp Arks & Hemp Farms (food, fuel, fibers, & bioplastics) >Underground Greenhouses (walpinis) "oneworldcommunity" >Fresh water generation (solar desalination & solar dehumidification) >Sustainable Power Sources (1Solar + 2Wind + 3Water + 4Geo + 5Bio) = Five Elements >Ecosystem Approach to Food/Farming Production  --> zero waste / closed loop / sustainable inputs / no toxins / biodynamics @omnispo >Insect Farming (crickets, mealworms, ) >Organic Permaculture Orchards (polyculture food forest farms) >Vertical Farming by AquaBots / AgroDomes >Rooftop utilization / beautification (Form + Function) >Myco-production (Fungi + algae) >SeaStems (Spomes / Spo-Domes / Sporesources ) >42Maximinimization (maximize positives and minimize negatives) >Animal Sanctuaries (Fauna amongst Flora) >Humane Animal Husbandry >Polytherapy (holistic integrative multi-modality healing) + Polyponics (use huge diversity of plant varieties) ^^a Work-in-progress compilation Permaculture Projects perfect for [currently] vacant property >Vertical Farming by AquaBots / AgroDomes >Underground Greenhouses (walpinis) "oneworldcommunity" >Fresh water generation (solar desalination & solar dehumidification) >Hemp Arks & Hemp Farms (food, fuel, fibers, & bioplastics) >Edible Heirloom Gardens / Groves of "Plantreeshrubines" >Ecosystem Approach to Food/Farming Production     --> zero waste / closed loop / sustainable inputs / no toxins / biodynamics >Aero-hydroponic systems >Aquaponics (Fish fertilize Plants) >Insect Farming (crickets, mealworms, ) >Organic Permaculture Orchards (polyculture food forest farms) >Rooftop utilization / beautification (Form + Function) >Myco-production (Fungi + algae) >SeaStems (Spomes / Spo-Domes / Sporesources ) >42Maximinimization (maximize positives and minimize negatives) >Animal Sanctuaries (Fauna amongst Flora) >Humane Animal Husbandry >Polytherapy (holistic integrative multi-modality healing) + Polyponics (use huge diversity of plant varieties) >Sustainable Power Sources (1Solar + 2Wind + 3Water + 4Geo + 5Bio) = Five Elements @omnispo - #vacantalk keep in mind this is a work in progress list of potential high yield projects, and it needs organizing and refining from more amateurs like me...:) The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. "Write your hurts in the sand and grave your blessings in stone." ECONOMICS Wednesday 2:30 PM
 I walked into the classroom 142 on the first floor of Arps Hall, the main economics building. With all my surviving brain cells I hoped Dr. Hashimoto would do the opposite of Dr. Bruno, and let us out early. I hadn’t eaten lunch yet, and my head pounded for lack of sugar fuel. Dr. Hashimoto was a small Japanese man wearing jeans a starched white shirt atop black slacks. The tiny crow’s feet enhanced his teasing smile and he stood in front of an old-fashioned analog projector, reading class regulations from the pull down screen. The bell rang just as I found a seat in the back corner. I think I managed to slip in unnoticed. Alpha Spoey, there you are! You are the last person on my list for attendance. Welcome to our economics class. Now I shall economize our most precious resource. The limiting resource is our time alive and well. There is plenty of space, plenty of energy, plenty of information, plenty of matter, but not enough people in time. Everything is time. Everything is money. Time is money. Everything is supply and demand. In OmniCapitalist America, everything is for sale. For most it’s pure business with much to gain or much to lose. Buy when no one wants it Sell when everyone does. Do you buy it? The possibilities are endless but we must focus. It is not economics that generates the scarcities. In our minds we create holes to fill. It is psychology that is tasked with the “spiritual” aspects of human nature. Economics is a comprehensive reflection of materialist psychohistory reflecting the physical forces of production, logistics, and ownership. The Omnarchy believes in MOENI is the binding energy of TIME. Love is the binding energy of SPACE. Money powers economics, which rules business. Business combines the hard natural and soft social sciences into an unstoppable entelechy. Formidable is the consilience of unified social science. We are MOENI in motion. We are not controlled by a piece of Paper, an idea, or a flickering screen! These are ghastly symbols of the living wealth which we represent. We respond to humanity and human faces, hands, and songs. Lest we forget that in this global village we weave the intricate fabric of our economy. Our many technologies form an incredible network of mutual support and interdependence. Society, with all its layers and features of organization, is a flow system. Energies should be balanced and flow continually. But first thing is first. I didn’t become chairman of the economic department by neglecting the OmniConomic Trinity of the OmniCapitalist. Not AGAIN! Have the omnis completely taken over the universities? Could I choose something besides Omni or AntiCapitalism? ProGoCon: Production, Transport, and Consumption…Easy enough right? This is the process of economic creation: one third planning production, one third moving systems, and one third completing the cycle. Understand the wealth creation process by individuals, organizations, ecosystems, planets, suns, and atomic universes. Take entrepreneurship classes, to get a sense of the personal traits required to do the impossible. Finance is first a personal strategy, for all good things flow through the liberated self. Because if I know one thing, there is something amiss, and economics is the driving force behind the will to improvement by humankind, often called avarice by impoverished pessimists and cynics. The current universe is the result of infinite trial and error cycles over13.7 billion human years old. We are spiritual machines advancing on both fronts. Let’s optimize the numbers extending geometrically in space. Let’s harness the universal motion machine. Money fuels transport. Civilization is transport. I am a transologist. I believe all is transport. I am a physiocrat. I believe the material world is primary. However Thought rises beyond the material world. As a physiocrat, I believe most economic power is rooted in the land. The ability to manufacture pre-planned objects at all points on Earth. One cargo per path should be the rule of the new transport system called the omnigrid, as earth grows her body along her nervous system, known today as the omnetwork, before as the Internet. Man is a rational economic animal concerned with maximising his economic gain (and therefore happiness) and minimizing his pain. I am also a praxeologist, expert in the science of human action. Maximize your real-world incentives as your manage finite resources- especially your neural capacity to pay attention. When the teacher is ready, the students will appear. If your brain is wrong, then synergize the spirit of your heart with your gritty gut brain, and override its ultra-rational messages. The real world is supra-rational. It is omniDimensional. Rational is a symbol representing logical thought, in these limited curves of dualistic black and white ink daubs. The symbol is a hologram of the continuous pattern of creation. I work with the building blocks of life itself in self-organizing energetic geometries. Find the platonic solids, metatron’s cube, the spore of life, the seed of life, the tree of life, the fruit of life, and the womb of the universe. The absolute universe is omnilocal and omnitaneous. Your spiritual consciousness all depends on your omniselfish perspective. You have all heard the golden rule of economics. He who has the gold, rules. Gold has long been a store of value, worth a week’s work. The Gold is the symbolic of the Sun and the Sun is symbolic of God. The Sun gives us energy for life, while the universe gives us energy for being. We need both. In this capitalist system, economics is about whether everything is yours ours mine somebody else’s or no ones’. It annoys me how ignorant the political science department is of economics. Even though politics is group economics in practice. Politics is supposed to be the allocating of capital- human, solar, natural, social, organizational, etc. Politics is the art of the possible. Economics is the political science of business. In both disciplines, might is right in a world ruled by force power control work. We must politically command our wealth to be rich and free. If MOENI enslaves us, we are impoverished indeed. MOENI = Material OmnErgy Networking Information Learn about OmniConomics, which states there is infinite capital in the universe, limited only by our consciousness and power to wield it. The problem with economics is that it ignored the abundance of energy. Capital makes more of itself, duplicating itself as cells divide and multiply. Capital’s growth has always puzzled economists. You cannot create or destroy energy, only reorganize it. But you can create and destroy capital. The existence of capital has always been a big problem in the field of economics. The “problem” with capital is that it makes more of itself – in other words, it breaks the assumptions of statistical mechanics, that elements are not created or destroyed With the triumph of the global over the local, of the speculator over the manager and of the financier over the producer, capitalism became for a while an indomitable failure, as Omnimerica became a national automobile slum. We are after all, only human. Then the pace of scientific implementation accelerates as OmniTechnology starts to grow completely at one with nature, without waste. We learn to harness the power of Nature without dominating and destroying it. Yeah, the evil SUV's are heating up the entire solar system! Um..Excuse me? Anyway, this enlightenment triggered a global spo-ritual transformation of optimistic realism. First info traveled freely, then energy, then matter, and finally people on the omnigrid. It was inevitable. Play the omnigame theory, Everything should be automatically awesome when the engineers gain control of society. Nature and people will simultaneously thrive. First information, then energy, then material, then PEOPLE will be free. The four Revolutions: agricultural, industrial, information, omnidustrial. It is omnicapitalism, not communism, that produces what Trotsky called permanent revolution, as the omnidustrial omnivolution develops omnilocal production. Everything should be automatically flawless. With our consciousness we have the chance to fight against the physical universe’s destructive power of death over our only source of wealth. Our sporitual mind technology enhances the economic incentives omnicentives to cooperative and coordinate, omnilectically progressing until the society reaches the absolute idea to which there is no anti-thesis: absolute self-optimization. Divine mathematics shall lead us back to the OmniSource. Perfect computations will lead us to the Perfect ION of GOD. The epochs of economic progress prove to be directly related with increasingly abundant sources of subsistence. Man lives on OmniBread alone. The soliticians of the future will study OmniConomics to determine how to divvy up the solar energy income of past, present, and future. Every hour of sunlight carries enough energy to supply the world with electricity for about a year. This society must go on forever. For all its faults I loved it deeply and I wanted it to operate under continual improvement. Through this end of the information age, as we venture into the ultra-physical omnidustrial age, the economy will become a gift economy. Giving will become easy, and optimizing design will allow us all to live like quadrillionaires. The environment will give us all the energy we need. The smallest act of kindness matters more than you will ever know. Some twinkle toes will try to tell you real wealth is Life, Light, and Love. Well I hate to be a grouch, but I think the essence of wealth is Life Land Light Capital Time and Slove. Everyone has personal definitions. Economics is the description and analysis of the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services. We exchange goods and services to their mutual benefit. In fact, capitalism is as elementally humanity: "I have B. You have A. Let’s Trade.” Together these exchanges make up the market in the form of conversations. The market isn’t some mysterious inhuman entity. Instead the market is the most humanistic thing in existence. When you realize the market is an organismal process found in the human interplay of the buyer and seller, you understand the approach of the Austrian school to recognize economics as grounded in human action. In other words, economics is grounded in the creatively competitive choices made by individuals cooperating under the division of labor. Watch the fight of anticapitalists against the omnicapitalists. Each individual owns everything and/or nothing. Think about your normal day. How much of your most precious unredeemable time is dedicated to generating money, or preparing to get money. Is it fair to say economics rules your life? The basis of economics is still food for labor. Thus farmers fuel any workable economic system. In Genesis 1:11 it says, “And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so." Humans developed culture alongside agriculture in the first revolution. In the industrial revolution humans developed specialized science and huge machines. In the information revolution humans grew the nervous system of Earth. In the OmniCapitalist OmniDustrial OmniVolution, the nervous system of Earth built its physical body. We always learn to create something better. If you are who you say you are, we could have anything we want, everywhere, at every time, with everyone who wants to go nowhere but here. The analytic mind wants to bring Heaven on Earth. The spiritual mind wants to turn Earth into Heaven. To shape the world is to become immortal. I want unconstrained omnidirectional movement on the social transport systems. I want complete clarity on every level. I want total freedom of direction. I want the ability to overcome any obstacle on any level, physical or mental. Thanks for letting us in on the secrets of your universe, Alpha Spoey. What are you going to do about it? By the way, I relish feedback and class discussion. Feel free to speak your mind in my class. First in order is a little comparative economics. Capitalism means the corporations rule the people. Communism means the state rules the people. OmniCapitalism means the people wield the corporations and the state for goodness. There are people who want to be everywhere at once, and they get nowhere, free thinking of one age is commonsense of the next, I feel like I’m on the OmniLoop. Alpha, since you interrupted me, T or False, in a free market everything is free? Market will provide everything for free. That is why it’s called a free market. Teacher, won’t that make everyone lazy. Who will work? The market will build itself and provide everything perfectly flawlessly and free. Money is an idea, a pattern of knowledge with which you might be somewhat familiar. Money is central to economics, as a social memory of human effort. OmniCapitalist reality is OmniCommercial. Your Time is Money. Human life is the supreme value of omnicapitalism, as the omnimarket exists to serve the people. Money, a physical memory of pure power, rules and will always rule our world and our civilized minds. I am willing to wager a few cents of my writing time, that over 50% of your waking time is spent working for money, and the other 30-50% is spent thinking about money, or consuming things bought with money. To Omnimericans everything is positive cash flow. Money isn’t the only thing that matters. Money is abstract human power.and it rules the world. This isn’t bad, it just is. Because of this undeniable fact I omnamed my omnovel the OmniCapitalist. We live in reality here. The idea of Money rules our lives. Money is an accounting unit of debit and credit, a common measure of value, a medium of exchange, a means of payment, a store of value, the framework of market allocative system in prices, controlling of the economy through the money supply, causative factor of human behavior. Money represents control over others. Money makes things happen. Money in whatever form represents the WORK and EFFORTS of OTHER HUMANS! Money represents wealth. What is Wealth? Wealth is Life. It is Liberty. It is Property. It is Insolation. Wealth is Sporitual Solar Powered OmniTransport: The transport system must be a social energy SOURCE, not a sink, PROGOCON need trash tube the transport system will consist of three layers- 1-large freight, cars 2-people 3-small materials and energy, fueled by solar fusion, wind, and water so you want to redesign society, the fusion factory at the core of the sun sun flushes 175 quadrillion watts into earth each second, there’s no lack of ideas, a paucity of integrated implementation Design without constraints is science fiction how can you predict society? Society is the most complex virtual organization in the known universe, consisting of 8 billion interacting brains and bodies. Saltwater is the ultimate clean fuel. The shift from past to present solar energy is inevitable and will be as transformative as the last century's revolutions in information and communication technologies. We need to envision buildings as energy sources rather than energy sinkholes. We need to envision roads as energy sources rather than energy drains. Buildings can become the framework of energy sources through which we can build a decentralized energy network, Economics constrains everything. The only real wealth you have is in property, this is mine, that is yours, from your workweek to your playpen. Property begins as an idea in the mind and ends in control of the physical world. Somethings are public and some things are private. Capitalism is the indomitable failure that has produced more wealth than any other system. Cooperative organizations competing to provide the most quality at the lowest cost- they bring the right thing to the right place at the right time for the right person. Capital begins in the mind and ends in the world. Capitalists use your mental faculties to maximize profit and shareholder value. Cure disease, cure aging, perfect transport, conquer space, and build infinite wealth. In the creation, combination, and sharing of ideas lies wealth. We are chosen by god to create money for all of you to work for. Healthy time alive is the only wealth. The secret of economics is manufactured scarcity inside abundance. Money is the poorest excuse of motivation because some would kill for the sake of green paper. Everything is a double-edged omnisword. You may choose to use this sword for constructive or destructive purpose. The answers lie within you. Never let money master you- it is a great servant but a horrible master. Get those omnistatedollars, omni-backed by gomni’s universe, solar energy, Earth, micrograms of gold and milligrams of silver. But most importantly, OSDs are backed by human sporitual transport. Get the omniCash like this. The omnicapitalist dictate is OmniProfit. The omniverse is a perpetual motion machine. Billions of star-size fluid rotors spin in each galaxy, in effect a giant dynamo, charging each other in life and death. On the cosmic scale, energy storage is primarily in the form of the angular momentum. We have accepted an abundance of lies instead of the wealth of truth. I can say what I want because no one reads anymore. People buy colored pictures of light over ink splotches. Civilized economy is a matter of TRANSPORATION and Logistics. The economic trinity is therefore Production, Transport, and Consumption (PTC) Even production and consumption can be reduced to motion and thus transport. OmniCome through OmniGo Our global economy must realize this truth, and optimize our transportation systems to use the 100 PetaWatts of renewable energy always available on Earth’s Surface. All things will be provided automatically by the OmniMarket of the Omnet. The secret is logistics. It’s all about motion. Already we are beginning to see glimpses of the beautiful system that OmniCapitalism will become, as its logistics continue to evolve through godlike changes. It will not come easy. It will cost blood, sweat, and robot tears. Everything must go where it is needed. Through their own self-interest in survival, the omnicorporation and omnistate will rejuvenate the world, as they had previously damaged the environment. There will be no waste and no negative externalities. And we will save the world through the market, which is the accumulation of human choices. An omnimarket will arise from the superpower of the 7 billion humans, by which we build a global omnigrid, kind of like the Internet, as flows of information energy and materials are freed. As the Internet becomes the Ener Omnet Omnigrid- solar straight path transport, oneshort path of security, simple focused positivity, as we learn to combine the forces of sun, wind, water, technology, and biology to make society amazingly awesome. The free market of the internet transports information and then energy and matter and then PEOPLE. So the problem isn’t a lack of stuff or ideas, but a lack of integrated implementation. Own the OmniNow. He won the OmniGame of owning the monow omnow. Endless puzzles! I understand you might consider economics a dry subject. My goal this quarter is to show you just how important is your understanding of economics. . I ccratched my middle finger on the sharp metal of my desk’s underside. I noticed a bit of blood ooze out. Sitting on my left a beautiful lady with braces saw me hurt myself, and pulled out a tissue. Then she fished around for a bandaid. I loved the selfless kindness. I had apparently gottens spoiled on OTI as a child. Omnica showered Beta and I with love for our entire stay on OTI. Here in OmniReality it seems many people are selfish and manipulative. So what motivates you? How much do you discount future work to absorb the present? Hundreds of astoundingly beautiful ladies cross the Oval paths at this very moment. It hurt that I would never see her again, because I never even saw her face for more than a second. I wish I could shoot them all with gentle lightning bolts, I wish we could transcend biology, squinting at the midday sun, All this physical beauty, another amazing vixen ravishing with tight jeans huge brown shades blocking our report, I have seen ten just this morning, I wish I had the time to talk to all of them, but apparently its looked down to talk to strangers, but I don’t buy it, since we are all immortal in our egos, The hard reality of humans who must organize activities to clothe feed house themselves forming an interdependent production base and individualistic superstructure. Find the Dual discipline. Become wise as buyer and seller, as producer and consumer, as creditor and debtor, as comer and goer. Omni ”Come AND Go” PRO-TRANS-CON, OmniCome and OmniGo on the OmniRoad GOOKIZON Why would Mother Earth continue to sustain us when we disrespect her by hacking off her hair (trees), steal her bones (minerals), and pollute her bloodstream (all bodies of water)? Our TerraSol gives us everything and we still whine and complain. Global Warming is real, and it is killing our planet. The planet has a fever! Our OmniCrisis is this: we have mistaken our greatest resource for our disadvantage. Humans are the greatest entities on the planet. Each human is more valuable than any machine. We are alive and we choose to create the future. The fuddy-duddy doomsayer Malthus was both wrong and right. Overpopulation presents a threat if our techno-scientific economy does not rejuvenate the environment, as the material foundation of human life. With adequate design, the earth and sun can support more than a trillion humans. It is now possible to give every man, woman and child on Earth a standard of living comparable to that of a modern-day billionaire. If everyone is free energy then nobody will be paying for it, we can't have that. Don’t forget to bring your omnistate dollars to pay your omnibill at the omnistore. Unite and flow freely with us. Control a people's money and you control their rations. It is the modern equivalent of keeping control over the keys to the granaries. Their biggest con-job was to promote the so-called science of economics. Their so-called economics is Babylonian slave driving technology. It is essentially a mechanism for looting the people of their money. This world begs to be deceived. Lies temporarily liberate you from this physical reality. Money is everything in this world. Our omnigod is MOENI. You or your parents pay the school to pay me to tortue you. Whistle while you do your homework. Omni-invest in omnisequential cycles of perpetual perception. Everything is energy. Energy is movement, our objective perception concerning subjective work of the omniducer. Eco-nomics studies the social conditions of business. Business has a spiritual intangible artistic experiential side, represented by the soul/mind/spirit. Business combines these intangilbles into a physically tangible dance of the OmniBody. Grandpa told me that marketers shall ruin the world if engineers don’t stop them. Interest equals Benefit plus Curiosity. Interest their curiosity with future benefits. Greed is great- put one foot after another. What the omnipuritans designate the soruce of all evils is actually the natural drive of man’s heroic spirit, the indomitable determination to transform poverty into comfort. We are all born naked knowing nothing and completely helpless. Our parents give us everything. I am now an OmniSlave, and not just an Omnisurper of it. The path has been laid even clearer than it already was. I can now see that my theory will invariably lead the entire world to OmniFreedom through the perfect calculations of the OmniController. Cure disease, cure aging, perfect transport, conquer space, and build infinite wealth. In the creation, combination, and sharing of ideas lies wealth. We are chosen by god to create money for all of you to work for. Healthy time alive is the only wealth Will information, a pattern of space curves, be free? Yes, you cannot hold a pattern. You can only hide it. So though we cannot own informational ideas, we own ourselves, our minds, our bodies, and our private energy and matter. Let’s preserve ourselves with omnistoration. We need robust systems of transport through the omniphooluid. Witness the evolution of social wiring assemblies. As you know, the Omnetwork/Internet carries information, in the form of energy pulses. Information is almost free on the internet. Soon energy and materials will be the Internet carries information as you know, in the form of energy pulses. Information is almost free on the internet. Soon energy and materials will be flowing free like information on the Internet. Along this EMI-InfoMassErgy Grid will develop our personal transport and freight transport systems. We will preserve the sanctity of transport, under a few simple rules of transport. Only one entity per path. No intersections. No Collisions. All Green lights. No Red Lights. Eventually the Internet’s successors, the omnetworks and the omnigrids, will produce and move people’s information aenergy and materials. Witness the evolution of social wiring assemblies. Electricians don't wire four wires together like a crosswalk. Electricians insulate their valuable cargo. Currently automobiles collide paths with trucks bikes and pedestrians. We drive separated by yellow lines, ordered to stop and go by red and green in circular blinkers. take my hat off wants omnijam on it where talk is cheap and vision true And with that you are free. I told you I would economize our time. I have no time for psychobabble. There is nothing but choice, and I now choose to return to my real profitable job as an OmniConsultant. So read chapters one and two to prepare for our Monday class. Good day and Godspeed to you all. The class jumped up, so pleased that we were let out over an hour early. This mean I had time to fulfill the two tasks on my to-do list. I walked out of the classroom. I saw a crowd surrounding a motionless guy, standing smack dab in the middle of the Oval, eyes closed. Coming closer I could tell it was Satama, the witty Indian student from my psych class. I overheard conversations over the dynamic visual scene. Come here and look at this. Dr. Bruno’ lecture has some kid refusing to budge on the oval, standing right in the center not saying a word or moving an inch. Dr. Bruno gave him Averbia and amotia. What is the poor guy thinking? Why does he stand still? No one knows but people are now demanding Dr. Bruno publically explain his classroom clinamen. Apparently, he spoke omniversive nonsense to the students. I went and bought the OmniCorder and the Omniphone at the OmniStore across High Street.

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