Meet David Spoey

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OSU OmniSchool of Inefficiency

Regain our trust by calling off school

Wednesday,

we have had it with your

ludicrous snow policies!

It is insane out there.

We live in Columbus, not Alaska!

May the duality of cold feet and

fiery minds amidst spirits of crystal water.

P.S. I have economics tomorrow!


Have I lost your mind? I never had it to begin with.

It was an unconscious delusion produced by collusion.

Nothing like self-deception to save the day.

Katabaz hums while he Rubs the juicy breast

against the grinder.

His violet hair waves in the wind.

sHe would strike tomorrow.